Bobby
@spectreman.bsky.social
Spooky shit, movies and music of all kinds, Star Wars, RUSH, hard rock & heavy metal, and live theatre. Country music died in ‘83, sour pickles are their own food group, and I learned all of life’s lessons from The Brady Bunch. Atheist.
Jesus, you old fuckers. I was at 63.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jesus, you old fuckers. I was at 63.
I’m getting some pre-Thanksgiving yard work done.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m getting some pre-Thanksgiving yard work done.
You should probably get on this before Black Friday, @hoolian.bsky.social.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You should probably get on this before Black Friday, @hoolian.bsky.social.
I just got my phone back from my Corgi. I caught him with it hiding behind the couch, scrubbing through the Zapruder film with his front right paw. We locked eyes, and he stared at me as if he had figured out…something.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just got my phone back from my Corgi. I caught him with it hiding behind the couch, scrubbing through the Zapruder film with his front right paw. We locked eyes, and he stared at me as if he had figured out…something.
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.
August 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.
So excited cuz I’m finally firing up Doom: The Dark Ages! Let’s see how this goes…
May 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So excited cuz I’m finally firing up Doom: The Dark Ages! Let’s see how this goes…
This may be the best YouTube comment ever written.
May 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This may be the best YouTube comment ever written.
I’ve only watched episode 1, but The Studio on AppleTV starring Seth Rogen is perfectly cast from top to bottom. So damn funny.
March 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’ve only watched episode 1, but The Studio on AppleTV starring Seth Rogen is perfectly cast from top to bottom. So damn funny.
If I paid him $12,500 to be his assistant for the day, does that come with a shot of penicillin?
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If I paid him $12,500 to be his assistant for the day, does that come with a shot of penicillin?
Photos from President Zelensky’s meeting with Trump and Vance.
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Photos from President Zelensky’s meeting with Trump and Vance.
Can it be a pair of these?
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can it be a pair of these?
FUCK. NO. They should send them to the gallows for even attempting this disgusting shit.
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
FUCK. NO. They should send them to the gallows for even attempting this disgusting shit.
Can he just be frozen instead?
February 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Can he just be frozen instead?
What the hell is happening at the White House these days?
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What the hell is happening at the White House these days?
If Musk would like my SSN and bank account info, all he has to do is ask me...at a 30-minute in-person meeting at a neutral site, inside a locked room with just the 2 of us, and with no way to open the door except from the inside.
February 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If Musk would like my SSN and bank account info, all he has to do is ask me...at a 30-minute in-person meeting at a neutral site, inside a locked room with just the 2 of us, and with no way to open the door except from the inside.
Hey, you’re doing the exact opposite of helping. Go fuck yourself, Senator Hills Have Eyes. @johnfetterman.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hey, you’re doing the exact opposite of helping. Go fuck yourself, Senator Hills Have Eyes. @johnfetterman.com
Anyone else sense a pattern?
- Suck at something (everything?)
- Pay for someone to not suck, then take credit for it.
- Lie about it.
- When exposed, double-down and then use your platform to go after them.
- Once you can no longer lie, half-ass admit to it, but never apologize.
- Rinse, repeat.
- Suck at something (everything?)
- Pay for someone to not suck, then take credit for it.
- Lie about it.
- When exposed, double-down and then use your platform to go after them.
- Once you can no longer lie, half-ass admit to it, but never apologize.
- Rinse, repeat.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone else sense a pattern?
- Suck at something (everything?)
- Pay for someone to not suck, then take credit for it.
- Lie about it.
- When exposed, double-down and then use your platform to go after them.
- Once you can no longer lie, half-ass admit to it, but never apologize.
- Rinse, repeat.
- Suck at something (everything?)
- Pay for someone to not suck, then take credit for it.
- Lie about it.
- When exposed, double-down and then use your platform to go after them.
- Once you can no longer lie, half-ass admit to it, but never apologize.
- Rinse, repeat.
Based on the picture, I assume they will tell you to stop spreading your legs to anyone and everyone.
January 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Based on the picture, I assume they will tell you to stop spreading your legs to anyone and everyone.
Puck enjoyed the snow this morning!
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Puck enjoyed the snow this morning!
Billionaire trash. I hope if and when we get out of this mess, the technology is there to banish all of them to one of those General Zod Phantom Zone mirrors.
January 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Billionaire trash. I hope if and when we get out of this mess, the technology is there to banish all of them to one of those General Zod Phantom Zone mirrors.
You’d think a billionaire could afford a better haircut. To quote Ron Swanson, “Are the scissors broken in your house, Son?”
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You’d think a billionaire could afford a better haircut. To quote Ron Swanson, “Are the scissors broken in your house, Son?”