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Hot Dog Holy Water
@spectral-cypress.bsky.social
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Formerly Kromatoshi, currently tired. Nonbinary, they/them
Fiber arts, niche fandoms, SFF and DND. Union strong, fascists and AI simps can fuck off into the sun.
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What's your sign?
A handwritten cardboard sign saying "Our expectations for you were low, but HOLY FUCK"
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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One of these I've been using for my profile pics on work-related apps and websites, the other is one of my favorite reaction pics!
The scene from Howl's Moving Castle where Howl is holding Sophie's hands from behind to help her float over the town and smiling, lazily affectionate, over her shoulder while Sophie looks terrified- except that Sophie is Daffy Duck and Howl is Bugs Bunny, drawn flawlessly on-model. A classic tub of Morton's Sea Salt but with the logo replaced by Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball, high-kicking in fabulous high-heeled white boots under a matching white umbrella, and with the Morton's Sea Salt text replaced with "DIE MAD, YOU SALTY BITCH" In smaller text below is written "Your salty tears so not supply iodine, a necessary dietary ingredient"
July 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I'm trying to ease back into creative things by doing tiny silly little art projects! This morning, i painted this rock with poscas
A smooth river rock with a nighttime forest scene, with a river and tall pine tree in the foreground. There is an aurora in the night sky and fireflies over the river.
May 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
A statue of St. Francis sculpted crouching down, hands on his knees and neck craned as though observing something on the ground. Directly in the statue's line of sight is a small blue bird, giving the impression the the statue is observing the bird with intense scrutiny. Impact text on the top and bottom of the image reads, "NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU THOUGH"
March 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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No cheating, post the last photo of your pets
Two cats snuggling on a bed with gray and purple blankets. One is a big chunky ginger tabby cat with a red collar barely visible through his neck fluff, the other is a lanky half-grown gray tabby kitten. The kitten is snuggled against the orange cat's back with one paw thrown across his shoulders. They both look sleepy and content, even though thirty seconds after this photo was taken they were wrestling and chasing each other across the tender organs of the humans to whom the bed ostensibly belongs.
March 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Calling Vital Records to check the progress of my birth cert:
Operator: Yes, good news! Everything's approved and it's in the final stage!
Me: oh my god holy shit thank you so much-
O: of course! It should be getting to you in the next 4-6 weeks!
Me:
Several superimposed images of King from The Owl House (a gray, skull-headed dog with yellow sclera and purple irises) in varying poses and expressions of distress, anxiety, and overwhelm. He just like me fr fr
February 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The gaslighting magician-king from Disney's godawful trainwreck of a disasterpiece, "Wish". This motherfucker would one thousand percent drive a gold plated cyber truck
February 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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If you see this, quote with some flowers from your gallery #Bloomscrolling
A camellia flower with dusty pink outer petals, shading to white at the center Two cup-shaped camellia blooms at the end of their stem, bright reddish-pink with yellow stamens in the center A close-up of a camellia flower with vivid red petals that shade to near-white at the very edges, holding a huge cluster of yellow stamens in the center. Fun fact, I got this shot while trying to get a pic of a very pollen-drunk bee, who wobbled out of frame just as I clicked the shutter
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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HOW FUCKING DARE
A screenshot of my TikTok profile header, with a twee little thought bubble coming from the profile image that contains the text "TikTok ❤️ you". Also in the upper right corner I appear to have been followed by a porn bot, but since I can't get into my messages or followers, I can do nothing about it. Cool.
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Potato's baby pics from ~3 months ago versus now!
It was pretty inevitable after he fell asleep on my partner like a floppy little stuffie lbr
A small kitten is held on his back by a pair of hands, completely relaxed. Like, totally boneless. His eyes are open but he looks sleepy and content. A lanky older kitten with an orange-slice E-collar sprawls on a gray blanket. He is roughly 3 times the size of the kitten in the first picture but still looks sleepy, boneless and content
November 3, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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If a litter of gray tabby gremlins hadn't been dumped into my lap three months ago, we'd still be holding out for the right void baby to fill the hole left by Solace, the single most loving cat I've ever known.
A thin, rusty-black cat is laying on his back in a large dog bed, looking expectantly up at the camera. His long tail is curled loosely and his front legs are relaxed on a way that makes them look weirdly human, like an old man woken from a nap. A black cat sitting on the back of a couch with various plushies behind him. He is dressed in a modified blue and white baby onesie with a fleece lined flannel vest over. He looks cozy and alert.
October 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
A 3-panel comic page from Gravity Falls depicting a gnome in an armchair before a fire. In the first panel, he is sipping brandy from a glass with an intense expression. In the second he says, gazing into the fire, "It torments me." In the third panel he is silent, still staring into the fire.
October 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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I have so many it's hard to choose, so have one each of full bodies and close ups!
August 28, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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What's your social media strategy?
A grainy black and white gif of a grizzled, bearded man in a sailors coat and hood, lit so that his shadow is thrown large and dark onto the wall and window behind him. Added subtitles on the bottom read "Look at ye. Postin' cringe."
August 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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May I offer you some very sweet kittens in this trying time?
A small gray tabby kitten with a white belly, asleep in the crook of the photographer's elbow with paws over it's face Six gray tabby kittens, four in the foreground pawing at the wire of an enclosure, and two lounging on a platform in the background watching the proceedings A gray tabby kitten deeply asleep and completely relaxed, supported by a set of hands with his little paws dangling
August 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I really should have known I was in for a weird day when I saw the monkeys paw had curled another finger
Work, D&D, and a litter of kittens in the garage all on the same day? Holy fuck
Everyone appears clean, no fleas, no mites. Wasn't able to find the mom tho
View through the front grille of a cat carrier of five small gray tabby kittens. They are huddled together at the back of the carrier, looking uncertainly at the camera Five gray tabby kittens in a cardboard box lined with a towel, on the puppy-pad lined floor of a bathtub. Two are snuggled together and asleep, two are alert and looking around, and one with a small patch of orange on her face is looking directly at the camera
August 12, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Purchased via subscription on libro.fm!
August 8, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Post your Caturday tribute for good health and fortune:
A chunky orange cat is sprawled belly-up on a rug, angled perfectly to catch the afternoon sun. His expression is completely content. There is a red sparkly ball and a catnip pickle toy at his feet
May 25, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Proof that angles and lighting are EVERYTHING, this is the same sweet brick of a dingus, taken one day apart
January 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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How your email finds me
January 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
December 29, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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If you see this, you "have to" post an image from your phone without explaining it.
A chunky orange cat sitting with his front legs very far apart and one back leg in the air, toes spread and mouth open with his tongue sticking out
December 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Same here man. When my partner and I come out of the other side of this rough patch we're gonna make this boy a medal for shouldering about 80% of the household dopamine production
Pictured: a chunky orange cat with mostly-closed eyes and a red bowtie collar, reclining on a messy bed
October 26, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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Pictured: a little gentleman
October 14, 2023 at 9:26 PM
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Pictured: Google's rendition of the culprit I was too busy running from to photograph
Their wingspan is the width of my hand, they can pace me ON A BIKE and their sting, while not deadly, is the second most painful ON EARTH
Thank fuck they're not aggressive, but still. STILL.
A large metallic blue-black wasp with orange wings and antennae, and the bane of my existence during the summer and early fall
September 26, 2023 at 6:40 PM