whenever you sad… whenever you lonely… think of spouse… spouse always there for u

thats all i really had to say on the matter. i saw it and instant neuron activation. im deeply sorry about it but trust me it was really good

zest… i wanna preface this by saying that youre v awesome n cool…
you look like one of those italian stereotypes from family guy here… and i think thats really funny….

Now we just need malkuth in the same outfit with similar proportions… floor of history’s patron cowgirl… ehehe… and maybe hod too, for good measure…

sometimes she stands in front of the mirror and jiggles her belly just to get herself off… and she imagines her colleagues big and stuffed too…,,,

I’m just imagining her being called to some ceremony of heroes a decade later

And she has to be hauled in by a dragon, ripping ass and constantly feasting as she overlooks future heroes

she rubs her belly unconsciously wishing she was fatter and praying that nobody else notices….