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For Scotch Whisky to flourish, we need Scottish Independence.

A new Tax regime, where the vast (and secret) riches will be controlled by Scotland. A Scotch Whisky Tourism Strategy and Budget.

Scotch Whisky Tourism is Scotland's future.
Singapore only gained Independence in 1965.

It's the same Population as Scotland.

It's one of the Richest Countries in the world.
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Scotland didn't vote for Brexit.

Any Scot who STILL doesn't want Scottish Independence, is one sandwich short of a picnic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
He knows more about Soccer than anyone else in the World.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When cornered and asked about his dodgy, documented past, as a school bully wanker, he gets all arsey.

He's a bit of a snowflake.

Melts under pressure.
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They think it's all over.

It is now.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
An Independent Scotland will be one of the Richest Countries in Europe.

If you want another scenario, you've lost your mind.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's nearly 2026. Anyone still not wanting Scottish Independence, hasn't really been paying attention. Nigel Farage? Really?

For sane people, there's not really another option.

It's a bit of a 'no-brainer'.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Scotland are going to win the World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The British Royal Family has 23,000 bits of Jewellery that they tell us about.

They've much more than this, but it's £multi million secret.

Today's words are:

Secret Vaults.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Theatrical.

Taking over, where Prince Edward left off.

If only Diana and Bobby Moore were still with us.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Imagine being so incredibly bonkers, that the Orange Lodge in Airdrie, are thinking of banning you?

Polyester Protestants, marching into 2026.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Top answer was: Benny Hill.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Dorries seems to be the hardest word.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Dear Mr Farage, EVERYONE in the 1970s was a racist fanny! The difference is, many realised this and then, STOPPED being racist.

It's 2025, Benny, Bernard and Blackface is dead, so's the Duke of Edinburgh.

You can change? Are you really serious?
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Scottish Dafties, you should be shouting for Scottish Independence, not shouting at Hotels.

As has always been the case, the people of the World make Scotland.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Imagine this lot turned up at your Christmas Party...

Something for everyone to hate, whatever your flavour.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oswald Farage and Nigel Moseley.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys...

I'm nearly with Nigel Farage here...

Scottish Independence please.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Hamish Badenoch.

I love a good Scottish name. He's probably from Nethybridge.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Are Man City Fans often confused with Reform UK supporters?
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Empire!
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's at times like this that you'd hope that a Glaswegian will resort to stereotype and give this silly old codger a massive Glasgow Kiss.

N.B. Even when I lived in Glasgow Alan was a bit of a fanny.
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gosport Reform.

Is that Middle Eastern fella at the back?
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When Eric Blair finished writing his work of fiction, on the wee Island of Jura in Scotland, just after WW II, did he think it would be so prophetic and relevant, 70 years later ?

It's uncanny that he predicted so much.

Every day, something comes true.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Mogadishu, the Capital of Somalia.

Somalia has over 19,000,000 people and at least 22 Universities.

Somalia also has lots of beaches, in the longest coastline, of any country in Africa.

Its position, on the Horn of Africa, means it was the birthplace of world civilization.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM