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Spax (Certified Goopy Axolotl 🐟🦎🫟)
@spax.zone
1.2K followers 3.1K following 4.5K posts
world-renowned goopy axolotl with terrible time management
they/them—🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
see my webbed site! spax.zone
my profile is rated T for Teen (im an adult though)
pinned post drawn by @1likebananas.bsky.social !
pfp by @cyberzyd.bsky.social !
signal: spax.01
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did i do this right
that one "Zohran for New York City" banner but it instead reads "Spax for Goop York City". it's orange text on a blue background
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
spax.zone
:3

internetphonebook.net#dial-a-site
a picture of me holding up Issue One of the Internet Phonebook: a directory for exploring the vast poetic web a picture of the interior of the book, focused on a page consisting of many websites that you can dial. My own website, https://spax.zone, shows up under "Spaxolotl Spaxington": number 153. it's described as "Where I host everything I do, keeping the static and dynamic separate, The style is based on Temmie Chang's game 'Dweller's Empty Path'"
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
spax.zone
would this do anything if you did it on the user with their camera on?
screenshot of a discord right-click menu focused on the "Disable Video" option
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
spax.zone
here's the run overview!
a screenshot of my balatro run before starting the final boss blind, amber acorn, and i'm using the anaglyph deck on blue stake. the joker order is as follows: a negative dusk, a negative golden joker, a negative chaos the clown, a negative ice cream, a foil hallucination, two foil ramens (x1.82ish mult, photograph, and a throwback joker (x1.5 mult). i have $98, 4 hands, 2 discards, 56 cards, and i have the moon and fool tarot cards in my consumable slots a screenshot of my balatro run, with all the jokers flipped from amber acorn. the moon tarot card is used, and i have a clubs flush selected using the following cards: a glass red seal king, a lucky 5, a normal king, a bonus king, and a glass 8. my flush hand is at level 14, with 230 base chips and 30 base mult. none of my hands or discards have been used. i need to score above 200,000 chips to win the run. a screenshot of my balatro run with the redeemed vouchers menu visible. i have overstock, overstock plus, clearance sale, and telescope. a screenshot of the "you win!" screen of my balatro run, with my final hand scoring 2,533,420 chips (which was also my best hand). my most played hand was a flush (23 hands were flushes), i played 230 cards total, discarded 24 cards total, purchased 60 cards, rerolled 17 times, and apparently made 3 new discoveries. the seed is L4DR2X68
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
spax.zone
i was balatro guy at the goreshit set (part 2)
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
spax.zone
i was balatro guy at the goreshit set (part 1)
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
spax.zone
i was balatro guy at the goreshit set (part 2)
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
spax.zone
i was balatro guy at the goreshit set (part 1)
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
spax.zone
an image of a red box of Pocky, think breadsticks covered in chocolate cream.
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
spax.zone
i've had this meme saved from a random discord server since 2023, and wondered what project it was for. super cool to now see what game it was for, and even better to see it released :3
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
spax.zone
yes
question from ngl.link: goop
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
spax.zone
thinking i should just make my own askbox that isnt fucking nagware
and also lets me do alt text easier

anyways, no
question from ngl.link: want to play a game i give you a celeb and you respond with the sexiest pic you can find of them and say what you think of them?
October 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
spax.zone
final thing is i guess a screenshot of our dms since apparently this is just a thing happening now to others too
stay safe out there!
screenshot of bluesky dms with the conversation being the following: wheat: hey me: ? wheat: sorry for random message just wanted to give you a heads-up someone's pretending to be you here on Bluesky, and it's causing some confusion. I've got proof to show you so you know what's really going on. me: what's the @ then wheat: I can't send you the impersonator's username or link here because when l search for them, your Bluesky account shows up first.lf you don't mind, please add me on Discord: femboywheat so that i can send you a screen shot what the bsky email response to my mistake report about your account me: ok
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
spax.zone
after they knew i didn't fall for it they eventually blocked me and deleted the message with the screenshot so i couldn't report it

if you'd like to mess with them, go add "bskyteamassistant" on discord and modify this screenshot to be a different username than "spax.zone"
screenshot of a fake email requesting the user reach out to discord user "bskyteamassistant" to help recover your account or whatever
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
spax.zone
i immediately knew it was a scam. if i was being impersonated then i'd be told the @
anyways, i added them on discord and they sent me this. same scam as the "falsely reported your steam account" one, just with a bit more account hopping
discord conversation between me and someone named "Wheat". their message reads: Please let me explain, l'm sorry, I falsely reported your bluesky account for illegal/ fraudulent activity cause I thought you were the one who hacked my account by sending me a phishing link for hacking bluesky account and stealing login credentials to all my online accounts. I lost money cause the hacker gained access to my E wallet account and stole my 4,927 usd. I was so upset when I recovered my bluesky account and I really want to report the hacker who stole my login credentials but l reported your account instead of the hacker who stole my login credentials their message includes a screenshot of a fake email telling them to reach out to the discord account "bskyteamassistant" my response is "damn sorry for your loss"
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
spax.zone
a pinup of Pizza Steve, a living slice of peperoni pizza wearing sunglasses from the Cartoon Network animated show "Uncle Grandpa"
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
spax.zone
fly high, free bird 💙
a digital painting of a brown low poly rat on a gray background
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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THE ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED LMAO
thank god i saved the image
image of some guy presumably named williams who's wearing a hooded coat and a bunch of wintery filters are layered on top of the photo. he is smiling
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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a crop of the art that was originally posted, focused on the hand-drawn maze graphic. it's edited, where red/blue paths are drawn to show the how maze has been completed
October 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
spax.zone
who want me??
i am doing a giveaway of my goop! up to Two (2) people will have a chance at getting their dirty little paws on goop that is STILL mentally linked to me (it can't be unlinked through normal means!!) :3
sign up now by liking AND REPOSTING this post with that dirty little paw of yours 👇👇
image of a sideways plastic tub of blue goop with goop spilling out of it
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
spax.zone
can someone find the original source of this video (preferably an unedited one)
here's the original link to this specific version of the video www.instagram.com/reel/DN4ts8E...
October 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
spax.zone
drawing way too hard💔
screenshot of procreate canvas showing a crude drawing of a minecraft grass block
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
spax.zone
like look
a picture of a heaping pile of clothes in a laundry basket
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
spax.zone
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
a picture of some guy holding a "yard glass" which seems to be a COMICALLY long drinking glass (assumedly a yard long). it looks like it's filled with beer
September 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
spax.zone
RED JUMPSCARE RAHHHHHHH💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
large image of pure red
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM