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Pavel
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Raised gifted; non-practicing.

If your reply doesn't have alt text, I won't see it.

🌐 productpicnic.beehiiv.com 💼 UX Design 🟦 Sick of rectangles 🧑 he/him
Hokay, so here's the Earth, chilling. Damn! That is a sweet earth you might say.

WRONG!
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Tired: kei truck

Wired: kei train
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Built my beautiful green son just in the nick of time, it would seem

(this case comes with entirely too many fan slots)
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Finegold's "The Engineer's Apprentice"
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
breaking: ceo said something
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
bsky terrified of the jaboukie maneuver
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sephiroth posting in the real world
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's not even made of swords! I checked!
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This has a lot of troubling implications

For one, Santa is a King

But everyone knows Santa lives in Canada (write to SANTA CLAUS, NORTH POLE H0H 0H0, CANADA) and Canada already has a king (Charles III, who does not live in Canada)

We may be on the verge of a claimant war.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
For 4000 years man has craved one thing above all others: a mug that's also a little guy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's too late for oil
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This snuff bottle has a clock on it so that you always know when it's time to snuff
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: o angel, witness my prayer and curse my heathen enemy

Ethiopian angel: that's kind of a sus request ngl
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"it's morbin' time"
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ain't nothing finer than beans on toast
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At the book store, straight up Jorkens it
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If Guinness is for strength, what do you drink for dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, or charisma?
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Among the many companies to go public in 1720 is - famously - one that advertised itself as “a company for carrying out an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is”."
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And two hard boiled eggs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM