Riley Gaines reminds me of a white ballplayer who was unfairly forced to compete against Jackie Robinson and Larry Doby in the late 1940s.

Yet another Republican plan that has nothing to do with offering good public policy that helps the America people.

Operation Iraqi Freedom. It's always about liberating the oppressed peoples who are living above petroleum reserves.

Those of us with puerile obsessions always need new slang words for the johnson, just to stay slightly ahead of censorship bots on internet forums and social media.

Seriously, OpenAI? Have you figured out why Pepsi hasn't introduce a variety of cola called "Koak"?

In the late 1970s I was a geeky guy in H.S. and was interested in computers. My guidance counselor advised me and my Mom that computers were not where it's at, and 'guided' me in different directions.

I've heard that this fellow passed away recently. I shed exactly 00000000 tears for him.

True, but I'm shallow AF; I just noticed her good looks. 😍

She is pretty; I'll give credit where credit is due. The Cybertruck is a dumpster on wheels.

As a businessman, all his businesses went bankrupt or otherwise failed. Who could have seen THIS coming?

Another thing that's funny: I've got three coverages at my workplace:

1. Dental
2. Vision
3. Everywhere else on my body.

Why are teeth and eyes segregated from regular medical plans? Why not one whole-body coverage? What if plans covered EVERYTHING except ankles and livers?

Serious question: During the COVID shutdown, I didn't go to my favorite casino for a period of time.

Then, after things reopened and I got my vaccines, I called my host and said I'm ready to play again. He told me my tier level was downgraded, because I hadn't been playing.🤔

My question is: WTF???

The same thing happens to me sometimes.

Could you ask your wife to leave me alone when I'm in the john?

😍😍😍 OMG, so gorgeous!!! So beautiful!!!

And Debbie is cute too. 🥰

"The president wears the letter R. I also wear the letter R. I need to give him what he wants. I can't consider the 1000s of childhood deaths he will cause, with those small child-size caskets at child funerals. The most important consideration is loyalty to the letter R."

The Lions needed two scores in the 4th quarter, and their chances of getting the two scores was around 100%, give or take 0%.

I’m in my 60s and I’m still weirded out by some of my school yearbook photos 🥴