Spasmodicus
@spasmodicus.bsky.social
Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.
If she doesn't see her shadow, it's back to the bingo hall with her latest fella, Morty.
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
If she doesn't see her shadow, it's back to the bingo hall with her latest fella, Morty.
Mr. Willis yet to weigh in.
February 2, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Mr. Willis yet to weigh in.
Click no to be entered.
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Click no to be entered.
Stick around for the bukakke blooper reel after the credits. Surprising cameos.
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Stick around for the bukakke blooper reel after the credits. Surprising cameos.
He's been promoted to fertilizer.
January 30, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He's been promoted to fertilizer.
Jimmy Castor Bunch stepping up.
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Jimmy Castor Bunch stepping up.
Whodathunkit! Well, me for one.
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Whodathunkit! Well, me for one.
His tiny little mind. His gnarled turd of a soul.
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
His tiny little mind. His gnarled turd of a soul.
Good advice for life.
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Good advice for life.
Trying to get out from under a blizzard of 'Razzies.' And the shunning.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Trying to get out from under a blizzard of 'Razzies.' And the shunning.
Alt so good I can smell it from here. Carry on.
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Alt so good I can smell it from here. Carry on.
Dick waving watch.
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Dick waving watch.
Those poor pandas.....
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Those poor pandas.....
Pikeworthy scholarship winner.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Pikeworthy scholarship winner.
Yeah, it's not r/SubtleCocks, is it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Yeah, it's not r/SubtleCocks, is it.
Opinion has swung. Have positions solidified?
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Opinion has swung. Have positions solidified?
May he have many companions. And a murder of crows for music.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
May he have many companions. And a murder of crows for music.
Visually and utilitarian, certainly. I have misgivings about gravity, scotch and older men.
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Visually and utilitarian, certainly. I have misgivings about gravity, scotch and older men.
Squatting in a kilt. Is it brave or foolhardy? We'll soon know.
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Squatting in a kilt. Is it brave or foolhardy? We'll soon know.
Slimmed down some.
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Slimmed down some.
Guess we'll be pissing into the tent, then. Kazakhs be warned.
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Guess we'll be pissing into the tent, then. Kazakhs be warned.