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SparrowFlyBy
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Artist, Designer, Professor, Sailor, Wrenches on cars and motorcycles. Not necessarily in that order.
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Isn't that what gay burglars used to do? Although I believe they also rearrange furniture.
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No. I don't want what he is on.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I had a student who invited us to their home at the end of the semester. Asking how he had the time to decorate the tree, he showed us the wheels on the tree's bottom and the hall closet that he stores the it during the year, completely in its decorated form.
Just a thought...
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Since there isn't a sound track, I am assuming that little one is trying to whistle.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You may want to pick up a copy of Matt Kracht's "The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America" to alleviate the memorization cycle we go though...
Take a look at the sample pages here:

www.amazon.com/Field-Guide-...
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America (Bird Books, Books for Bird Lovers, Humor Books)
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December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh no, you didn't laugh at the unfortunate moments?
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
May be an odd name for an old professor... but there is a lot of espresso involved. Also, a wardrobe from the Steve Jobs collection...
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"hoo de f$#k sad pspspspsps????"
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Anything to do with a boat strike in the Caribbean?
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh yeah.... Black Espresso.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just Sleepy Donny Johnny.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That darn spellcheck.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The audacity of that AI!
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"I wily tink we ned to tak abot yur garbag."
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Might want to get the two for one special since it will definitely be needed.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"dud, i git mi har gel frum c urchins. itz kald Bi-o-mimikri.
wer du yu git yurs?"
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Is this what happens when grandma turtle sits?
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"wtf dud, a litl priva c...?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Pedopress?
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"wad da ya men i knt eat choklit?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That man has a hell of a of a wardrobe!
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"do yu tink mi shuz match mi outfit?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM