Have you read my poetry? 🔫

HOLY 🥵

And there’s so much worse stuff like that that happened too lmao but that was the funniest one lmao but that’s the only tea I’ll spill rn

Girl I was hotter than fish grease lmao

One time the landlord used my rent money to buy $150 steaks for her & her gf at the time and came back home bragging about what a fancy meal they had like “you’ve never had A5 wagyu beef before??” Like…. I *could* have 🤷‍♀️ but why are you telling me this tho 😭

They literally all hung out in the same discord server which I always thought was super weird cuz like don’t you all live together?? You don’t want to separate your online lives even a little bit???? You’re not even in a poly relationship like?????????

Wait until you hear they called me a fake communist who “doesn’t know what living in community means” because I wouldn’t give them money for video games and weed lmao

I’m just glad I never have to see them again lmao

God I wish I was a 1950’s housewife on quaaludes serving this to my husband after his 12 hour shift at the auto factory

When they claimed I was a transmisogynist intentionally hurting them because I took my cat with me and then called *my* trans friends “4chan tr*nny cross-dressers” to their face 💀 every accusation is a confession lmao

It’s fine I was already planning to move out before shit hit the fan anyway lol I’m just eternally thankful I had a support network that’s why I didn’t make a big deal about it at the time (also it was incredibly stupid and I didn’t want to talk about it while it was happening)

Who tf is that????