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sparcus 🎮
@sparcus87.bsky.social
62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.
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A merry #promosky -mas to all and to all a good night!

🕹️Video Games
🗡️Zelda
👾Pokémon
⚔️Roguelites
🖥️PC
🎮Nintendo Switch
💨Avatar: The Last Airbender
🕸️Spider-Man
🚀Star Wars
🧝🏻‍♀️Lord of the Rings
🪄Critical Role
🎲DnD / D&D
📚DM
🧱LEGO
🎶"Weird" Al Yankovic
👹Dandadan
👨‍🏫Teaching
Did that bsky harvest thing and sadly realized that some awesome people are no longer active 💔

I hope it's just temporary and they make their respective ways back here.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A merry #promosky -mas to all and to all a good night!

🕹️Video Games
🗡️Zelda
👾Pokémon
⚔️Roguelites
🖥️PC
🎮Nintendo Switch
💨Avatar: The Last Airbender
🕸️Spider-Man
🚀Star Wars
🧝🏻‍♀️Lord of the Rings
🪄Critical Role
🎲DnD / D&D
📚DM
🧱LEGO
🎶"Weird" Al Yankovic
👹Dandadan
👨‍🏫Teaching
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A joyous and merry Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake Day to you all!

May your greatest Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake wishes come true!
Happy Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake Day!

One of my favorite parts of the season, but by principal I don't eat them until December 1st.

And look at how not-unhealthy they are!
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Tonight is one of the greatest nights of the year:

Flannel Sheets Night
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
2025: The Year of Completion

Game 24 - November 28

BALL x PIT

A very fun Breakout-inspired sorta-bullet hell roguelite with fun combos and crazy upgrades mixed with a town building side that also powers you up...

Enjoyable but does get to where you can literally let the game play itself.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Share your favourite video game villain in a GIF if you can!
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am an adult.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The longer you look, the worse/funnier it gets.

#Thannkfunoss
#NativeAmrricons
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
IT'S SO PRETTY

#Analogue3D
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Good morning, the sky's alive.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reposted by sparcus 🎮
Been really enjoying this little indie game called "Pocket Monsters" recently
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The last few weeks at my D&D club I've been helping students create their own characters with the intention of starting a campaign next Monday.

As I was walking out I thought to myself "man, I want to make some characters to play," before it quickly dawned on me that I'm the DM. I can just do that.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Currently paying microtransactions to microdose Microsoft microplastics.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I've been DMing since April and after session 9 yesterday, I've realized I have one major problem with D&D:

I'm not playing it right this second.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Based on my timeline recently I'd like to wish a Happy Whateverth Anniversary to apparently every video game and console in existence!
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I still haven't opened a God Pack® but this is pretty close.

#PokemonTCGP
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I got my Analogue 3D shipping notification! It's actually happening!

I can't wait to dive back into my N64 library. It's my all-time favorite console and I have some bangers waiting on my backlog to play!
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have to reduce my salt intake because my doctor is recommending a low-chlorine diet.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Did I make the financially irresponsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT last night even though I have a huge backlog?

No. I made the financially responsible decision to purchase BALL x PIT /and/ Vampire Survivors because they were in a *bundle*.
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey game, if my level 100 alpha Dragonite is in the middle of Dragon Rushing that unsuspecting Houndoom and its owner happens to turn around, we did not get "caught off guard".
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[old-timey boxing announcer voice]

In the red corner, the tea and Zero Sugar Dr Pepper needed to make it through evening parent-teacher conferences.

In the blue corner, the NyQuil capsules required to not feel like crap tonight.

Ready? Fight. 🛎️
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
To answer the question posed in "Seasons of Love" from 1996's Tony Award winning musical RENT:

In dishwasher cycles
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*slight Pokémon Legends: Z-A postgame spoilers*

I failed my first attempt at the final battle but when I came back out, there was a shalpha Scrafty waiting for me!
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Like your typical six-year-old in 2025, my son has recently been obsessed with The Real Ghostbusters.

(Available streaming for free with commercials on The Roku Channel)
a cartoon of a man with a backpack is smiling
Alt: The camera pans to the right as each of the four main characters in The Real Ghostbusters takes out their proton blaster.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM