Jacob Bachmann
@spaghettiscallywag.bsky.social
Autistic, digital artist, metalhead, gigantic nerd from the UK. Currently playing Final Fantasy 14, Umamusume and Marvel Rivals. Making a webcomic called "Within Strange Aeons", read it now on Webtoon!
Eating a bag of Cheetos with a cocktail fork is something only a serial killer would do
But hey, there's no Cheeto dust on my hands or keyboard now
But hey, there's no Cheeto dust on my hands or keyboard now
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Eating a bag of Cheetos with a cocktail fork is something only a serial killer would do
But hey, there's no Cheeto dust on my hands or keyboard now
But hey, there's no Cheeto dust on my hands or keyboard now
Who wants a terrible joke I came up with?
How does James Bond like his cooked meats?
Bacon, not cured!
How does James Bond like his cooked meats?
Bacon, not cured!
January 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Who wants a terrible joke I came up with?
How does James Bond like his cooked meats?
Bacon, not cured!
How does James Bond like his cooked meats?
Bacon, not cured!
Just a regular picture of Tamamo Cross. #Umamusume
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just a regular picture of Tamamo Cross. #Umamusume
This was my highlight from the first time I got MVP with Deadpool. Not very impressive but I love that it cuts as soon as I get the selfie #MarvelRivals
January 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This was my highlight from the first time I got MVP with Deadpool. Not very impressive but I love that it cuts as soon as I get the selfie #MarvelRivals
You will never be able to convince me that these aren't the worst skins in #MarvelRivals.
If they were any good people wouldn't be using mods to remove the pixel effect.
And the Jeff one doesn't even have the excuse of being based on Cosmic Invasion. It's just so damn lazy.
If they were any good people wouldn't be using mods to remove the pixel effect.
And the Jeff one doesn't even have the excuse of being based on Cosmic Invasion. It's just so damn lazy.
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You will never be able to convince me that these aren't the worst skins in #MarvelRivals.
If they were any good people wouldn't be using mods to remove the pixel effect.
And the Jeff one doesn't even have the excuse of being based on Cosmic Invasion. It's just so damn lazy.
If they were any good people wouldn't be using mods to remove the pixel effect.
And the Jeff one doesn't even have the excuse of being based on Cosmic Invasion. It's just so damn lazy.
HUMAN ARTISTS: use only one piece to convince people to follow you
#Umamusume
#Umamusume
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
HUMAN ARTISTS: use only one piece to convince people to follow you
#Umamusume
#Umamusume
Not a lot of people knew before that Gambit is an avid fan of Dungeons and Dragons. #MarvelRivals
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not a lot of people knew before that Gambit is an avid fan of Dungeons and Dragons. #MarvelRivals
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was skeptical about Scream 7 for ages. After the studio lost Barrera and Ortega right after the whole passing-the-torch thing, I wasn’t sure if whatever they did next would hold up
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was skeptical about Scream 7 for ages. After the studio lost Barrera and Ortega right after the whole passing-the-torch thing, I wasn’t sure if whatever they did next would hold up
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
But after seeing the trailer, and finding out it’s got the screenwriter from Screams 1, 2 and 4, I am fucking PUMPED
I just found out Jurassic World Evolution 3 comes out in a few days
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I just found out Jurassic World Evolution 3 comes out in a few days
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I could've SWORM Jurassic World Evolution 2 had only been out for a year or 2
I have a very strong urge to reinstall Minecraft and try to rebuild the entire new #SonicRacingCrossworlds track
October 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have a very strong urge to reinstall Minecraft and try to rebuild the entire new #SonicRacingCrossworlds track
SQUARE ENIX, MAKE THIS CUTSCENE INTO AN EMOTE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
SQUARE ENIX, MAKE THIS CUTSCENE INTO AN EMOTE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
#FINALFANTASY14 #MONSTERHUNTERWILDS
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES
a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery
ALT: a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery
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October 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES
As much as I want to be good as him, I'm fucking terrible as Spider-Man
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
As much as I want to be good as him, I'm fucking terrible as Spider-Man
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
But you've shown me concept art for an upcoming skin clearly based on Man-Spider
Take my money right goddamn now
#MarvelRivals
Doing a bit of Sonic Crossworlds streaming! #SonicRacingCrossworlds www.twitch.tv/spaghettisca...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Doing a bit of Sonic Crossworlds streaming! #SonicRacingCrossworlds www.twitch.tv/spaghettisca...
Really debating how much further I can take this Uma/Sonic high I'm on right now...
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Really debating how much further I can take this Uma/Sonic high I'm on right now...
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
#Umamusume #SonictheHedgehog
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maruzensky is the only Uma confirmed to be able to drive (as far as I know), she likes to drive *really* fast, and she’s a bipedal animal person just like every Sonic character. You can’t convince me this wouldn’t be great.
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Maruzensky is the only Uma confirmed to be able to drive (as far as I know), she likes to drive *really* fast, and she’s a bipedal animal person just like every Sonic character. You can’t convince me this wouldn’t be great.
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
#Umamusume #SonicRacingCrossworlds
Fantastic job Netease, yet another Marvel heroine who I want to consensually grind me to dust beneath her heel. #MarvelRivals
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fantastic job Netease, yet another Marvel heroine who I want to consensually grind me to dust beneath her heel. #MarvelRivals
I hate AI TikTok ads so fucking much
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I hate AI TikTok ads so fucking much
Thing that I think about in the #Umamusume universe if we assume normal horses don’t exist:
- Did the Trojans build a giant wooden Umamusume?
- Were the rumours about Catherine the Great that she died after having sex with an Umamusume?
- Is there an Umamusume in Shrek instead of Donkey?
- Did the Trojans build a giant wooden Umamusume?
- Were the rumours about Catherine the Great that she died after having sex with an Umamusume?
- Is there an Umamusume in Shrek instead of Donkey?
August 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Thing that I think about in the #Umamusume universe if we assume normal horses don’t exist:
- Did the Trojans build a giant wooden Umamusume?
- Were the rumours about Catherine the Great that she died after having sex with an Umamusume?
- Is there an Umamusume in Shrek instead of Donkey?
- Did the Trojans build a giant wooden Umamusume?
- Were the rumours about Catherine the Great that she died after having sex with an Umamusume?
- Is there an Umamusume in Shrek instead of Donkey?
I hate that this is what got me out of my artist block, but I had the idea and I needed to draw it.
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
August 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hate that this is what got me out of my artist block, but I had the idea and I needed to draw it.
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Narita Brian Griffin.
#Umamusume
Start growing more trees everyone, they’re evolving to be able to receive WiFi signals
August 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Start growing more trees everyone, they’re evolving to be able to receive WiFi signals
I love getting ads on TikTok for #Umamusume
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
August 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love getting ads on TikTok for #Umamusume
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this
Dude, I already downloaded the game, I’ve been playing it for weeks, I’ve spent money on the game, there’s no need for you to do this