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September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I think it's hilarious that I've got this mosaic of cartoon avatars and then just one normal-loooking dude. XD

(Political cartoonist Pat Bagley)
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Now on sale! My second fetish novel, CANDACE, CANDY, CANS, is on sale at ebbooks.itch.io/ccc ! Follow Candace as she struggles through a warping reality that turns her- and the world around her!- into a perverse goddess of a sexual playground! Can she keep her old values? Should she even want to?
June 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Meet Cans. Like all women her age, she's nearly twice the size and three times the weight of men, most of it in her giant tits and ass. What's daily life like for a planet full of walking sex goddesses? Find out in CANDACE, CANDY, CANS, available tomorrow at ebbooks.itch.io ! (@ebbooks.bsky.social )
A nude blonde woman with gigantic puffy lips bigger than most doughnuts is groping her breasts tightly and pulling them away from each other, fingers sinking deeply into the yoga-ball-sized spheres. Her head is tilted back and her eyes are rolled up in her head, mouth pinched in an "o" of orgasm. Her nipples are off-panel and her cleavage is obscured by a black silhouette of a woman slightly in front of and below her.
May 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Candy is like the millions of other "Spoongers" on Earth- amazonian, wasp-waisted, hourglassed, and allergic to clothing, with access to free sex-spas to sate her raging libido both on and off the clock! Follow her sexcapades in CANDACE, CANDY, CANS, available Sat. May 24th at ebbooks.itch.io !
A nude blonde woman with thick, full lips looks off-screen as she presses her two beachball-sized breasts down with her hands, their nipples hidden behind a white silhouette in front of her. Her drows are furrowed and one lip is bit between her teeth, an expression like she's trying to stifle a moan or other verbalization.
May 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Meet Candace, a hard-working woman with plans for her life, right up until she woke up this morning in a strange body and even stranger world. Find out what happens to her in CANDACE, CANDY, CANS, available Sat. May 24th at ebbooks.itch.io !
A blonde woman in her late 20s wearing a conservative white blouse is looking at the camera with a neutral expression. We can see the silhouette of a much larger person behind her.
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fanfic made for @theycallhimcake.bsky.social based on @moosetracks80085.com 's doodle:

www.deviantart.com/thesoylentor...

(ALSO: Last call for the @zdemian.bsky.social YCH comic auction, ending in just a few hours!
ych.commishes.com/auction/show... )
Cassie's body stands under the showerhead, washing herself off. Soap suds censor her private parts as she washes one huge breast. Cassie's head is in a little shelf/nook set into the shower wall, wet hair spilling over the edge and onto the cloor. Cassie's head is yelling directions to her body: "Keep on scrubbing! I'll tell you when we're clean."
May 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Black and white pixel text saying "It hurt itself in its confusion!" from Pokemon.
May 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
February 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Congrats!
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Awww, that's cute! But Beth's a big fan of transformation and expansion, so you don't need to worry about accuracy too much- sometimes she looks like this! XP
A blonde woman with a large cowlick is standing on one foot, the other braced against her calf. She's wearing brown overalls with the legs rolled up to her knees and a tan t-shirt underneath. Her feet and shins are colored like a black and white cow pattern, and she has a cow tail coming out from above her rear and curling behind her ankles. Her hands are clawed, and there are purple spines poking out from her elbows. She has a line of three large breasts, a second pair of green arms that look like a praying mantis', and pink fins where her ears should be. Her right yes has an orange iris and an almond-shaped pupil like a cat's, and her left eye has a green iris with a narrow slit pupil like a snakes. In her forehead is a third eye with a blue pupil and round iris. From the top of her head two long, spiraling horns some out, like an antelope's. She has a broad, protruding nose and upper lip, like a car's muzzle, and her smile reveals a pair of long viper fangs where her canines would be. Her expression is one of amusement, like she's admiring her strange form in the mirror.
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eh, why not. Might introduce y'all to some good tunes.
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 AM
That seems about right, though I'm a little more dommy than I thought. And I resent that liking muscley girls is seen as "masculine attraction", boo.

sexvalues.github.io
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with. (Halloween costume- hardest part was growing out my hair long enough that having one half shaved and the other not would be a big enough difference)
Halloween zombie/frankenstein makeup. Upper right quarter of head is shaved and made paler with makeup. Lower left quarter of face is also shaved but made darker with makeup. Bindings wrap around the head, up against the gums to curl the lips back and permanently expose the teeth, as well as over the eyes to act as a kind of blindfold, save for the corner of one eye to see out of.
November 18, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I'm getting mixed messages here...?
November 12, 2024 at 11:39 AM
I'd love to see my cowgirl writer-sona in your style, if the curves aren't too much for you. ^^;
October 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I'll give you a choice between the two of them- shrinking them down is all right if they're too big for your tastes. ^^;
October 20, 2024 at 12:41 PM
That's a shame- just missed six digits.
October 5, 2024 at 6:45 AM