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Very British Problems
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New VBP quiz book bit.ly/3DkBcgi: VBP books, tops, cards, calendars & contact: bit.ly/3mWIF9S. Buy me a tea: ko-fi.com/robtemple
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P.S. You might think it’s too early to mention Christmas, but spare a thought for me - I was writing this book in spring! 😅 bit.ly/4lhef0p
June 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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As today marks the exact midpoint between New Year’s Day 2025 and Christmas Day, what better moment to officially unveil my new book: A Very British Christmas - your essential guide to navigating the festive season in true British style. Available to pre-order here bit.ly/4lhef0p
The new book
June 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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If you need a Father’s Day card this weekend, I’ve got a whole bunch of lighthearted ones to choose from!
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June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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If you happen to be purchasing Very British Problems gifts (perhaps for Father’s Day!) in my shop, don’t miss out on the free mug offer - it ends tomorrow at midnight.
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Use code MUGFORDAD when you spend over £30
May 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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A free mug today in the VBP shop! Good for drinking drinks out of, particularly hot ones. Use code MUGFORDAD at the checkout, minimum spend £30 🙌
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May 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Free UK delivery all weekend in the VBP shop! No code required.
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May 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Bread knife - a quick wipe with the kitchen roll and away it goes. That’s all it wants. That’s all it needs.
April 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Egg on toast for breakfast.
April 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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New notebook.
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April 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Last chance for free UK delivery in the VBP shop! Ends at midnight. All made in the UK. Thank you to everyone who buys my stuff, it’s really appreciated. verybritishproblemstshirts.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Behold, the fig roll burger (with wagon wheel bun)
March 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Free UK delivery all weekend, in the Very British Problems shop! Starting today. Including my favourite “Binfluencer” top, which I wore to put the bins out last night. verybritishproblemstshirts.com
Binfluencer hoody
March 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It’s Mother’s Day a week on Sunday! I’ve got you covered with a range of Very British Problems cards.
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March 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Offer alert: It’s free UK shipping, all weekend, on everything in the VBP shop. All made in the UK in an ethical way. Starts now and ends midnight on Sunday.
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February 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Maybe just one more pair…
How to pack underwear for a three-day trip: -Pack three pairs. -Add another pair for luck. -Remember you’ll probably shower before going for an evening meal and will want to change into fresh pants afterwards. Add another three pairs. -Now add another two for extra luck. -For no reason at all, double the total amount. -Add another pair to your hand luggage, just in case. -Now do the same for your socks.
February 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I’m making my own list of text abbreviations (or initialisms) for more middle-aged, British people, like me. This is what I have so far. Hopefully they’ll catch on. Let me know what you’d add.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Eww… I don’t want the shopping trolley with the old receipt in it. Absolutely disgusting. Back it goes.
Shopping trolley with a receipt in it
February 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Don’t forget to buy your Valentine’s Day card for Friday! Send the cards straight to the recipient with a message written in. Shop: thortful.pxf.io/POrv9q
I’d go as far as to say you’re quite nice actually
February 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Some Very British Valentine’s cards ❤️
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February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Last chance for free UK delivery in the VBP shop. Mugs, clothes, art, tea towels… now’s the time to shop! 🎁 Offer ends midnight.
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February 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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A Valentine’s card for telepathic couples
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February 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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It’s free UK delivery all weekend, starting today, in the Very British Problems shop. Find something nice for Valentine’s Day ❤️ verybritishproblemstshirts.com
January 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Not long until Valentine’s Day, you know. Here’s a Very British Problems card that accurately describes your relationship.
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January 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Pretty snowed in here. Guess I’ll just have to cancel all plans and stay on the sofa this weekend. #arcticblast
Tiny bit of frost on the pavement
January 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM