It's not a bunch of random Bad Individuals, it's a class of people. Some guy wrote about it a while ago, Mark Karl or some shit.

For whom? A handful of rich perverts. We all know that their endless desire for wealth will magically end when one more zero is added to the huge number in their bank accounts. Just gotta tighten our belts a little more and adopt that grindset mindset

Whoa, ice occurs naturally? I thought you needed a freezer for that!

Oreo Cookie CEO: "life is not physically possible without Oreo Cookies."

when you turn up the water levels too high in the sim city 2000 map editor

Why, this utterly inexplicable series of coincidences almost makes it seem like it's all on purpose! That couldn't be,though...there's no way! Not in this perfect country with a perfect constitution that was written by a bunch of rich slave owners!

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, a Democratic Party tradition!