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@soundr5.bsky.social
Sounders, Chelsea, Part Owner of Lewes FC. Jags & Glenmorganie. LH44. Former Royal Femmes Prez.
Colin has since decided I need a back adjustment!
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Colin has since decided I need a back adjustment!
Colin decided I needed a cuddle!
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Colin decided I needed a cuddle!
Interview for a role I really want and decided NOW was the time for self-doubt. I hate being in this situation.
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Interview for a role I really want and decided NOW was the time for self-doubt. I hate being in this situation.
Please…… before retweeting on ANY social media platform, validate what you’re re-posting. There’s so much misinformation swirling about: blanket reposts just aren’t helpful.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Please…… before retweeting on ANY social media platform, validate what you’re re-posting. There’s so much misinformation swirling about: blanket reposts just aren’t helpful.
Beautiful day here in the PNW!
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Beautiful day here in the PNW!
I truly hope the Seahawks win the Super Bowl this year so that some of my friends are able to temporarily forget the hellscape of a world we live in.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I truly hope the Seahawks win the Super Bowl this year so that some of my friends are able to temporarily forget the hellscape of a world we live in.
Are those flashing handrails sticking around for Sounders matches too?
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Are those flashing handrails sticking around for Sounders matches too?
F’king hell. That’s a way to start a game!
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
F’king hell. That’s a way to start a game!
Oh. Jason Statham has a new movie out? You don’t say.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Oh. Jason Statham has a new movie out? You don’t say.
Just had a great interview….. he’s a Chelsea supporter too! 💙
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Just had a great interview….. he’s a Chelsea supporter too! 💙
And also WSDOT - why the hell would you close the 2 feeder lanes on I-5 northbound that lead to I-90 when people are trying to get to I-90 as an alternative to I-5 which is completely shut down northbound on the ship Canal Bridge? 🤬
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
And also WSDOT - why the hell would you close the 2 feeder lanes on I-5 northbound that lead to I-90 when people are trying to get to I-90 as an alternative to I-5 which is completely shut down northbound on the ship Canal Bridge? 🤬
Hey wsdot - there’s this really cool invention that helps you see where the fuck you’re going in the rain at night….
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hey wsdot - there’s this really cool invention that helps you see where the fuck you’re going in the rain at night….
Happy Birthday, @mattoak.bsky.social! Hope you’re doing something fun to celebrate.
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Happy Birthday, @mattoak.bsky.social! Hope you’re doing something fun to celebrate.
As being a nice person hasn’t really benefited me, be prepared for my raving bitch era.
January 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
As being a nice person hasn’t really benefited me, be prepared for my raving bitch era.
Beautifully snowy, frigid morning on Ashdown Forest.
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Beautifully snowy, frigid morning on Ashdown Forest.
Here’s to 2026 — a year of brave choices, fresh beginnings, and the courage to grab hold of new opportunities to be happy.
Wishing everyone a year filled with hope, health, love, and plenty of moments that make you smile. ✨ 🍾🥂
Wishing everyone a year filled with hope, health, love, and plenty of moments that make you smile. ✨ 🍾🥂
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Here’s to 2026 — a year of brave choices, fresh beginnings, and the courage to grab hold of new opportunities to be happy.
Wishing everyone a year filled with hope, health, love, and plenty of moments that make you smile. ✨ 🍾🥂
Wishing everyone a year filled with hope, health, love, and plenty of moments that make you smile. ✨ 🍾🥂
Last time I flew into SeaTac from LHR and it was foggy, I ended up in Yakima. So glad I didn’t this time! Headed home to cats, tea and some Custard Creams.
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Last time I flew into SeaTac from LHR and it was foggy, I ended up in Yakima. So glad I didn’t this time! Headed home to cats, tea and some Custard Creams.
Beautiful weather in the UK today so went on a walk to see some windmills in Hassocks on the Sussex Downs.
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Beautiful weather in the UK today so went on a walk to see some windmills in Hassocks on the Sussex Downs.
I don’t know if you knew but….. doing nice things for other feels fucking great. 11/10. Highly recommend.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don’t know if you knew but….. doing nice things for other feels fucking great. 11/10. Highly recommend.