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All the news that ain’t fit for North Oakland.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
Fake news about Pitt, Oakland, and Pittsburgh.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Mason Rudolph paints nails after loss to Caleb Williams, Bears.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Mason Rudolph paints nails after loss to Caleb Williams, Bears.
Can’t execute a blowout.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Can’t execute a blowout.
Watching Pitt football.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Watching Pitt football.
Displaced PIT Airport T-Rex spotted playing saxophone outside PPG Paints Arena.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Displaced PIT Airport T-Rex spotted playing saxophone outside PPG Paints Arena.
Breaking: Recently-waived PIT Airport T-Rex signs 5-year deal with LaGuardia.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Breaking: Recently-waived PIT Airport T-Rex signs 5-year deal with LaGuardia.
“May I meet you?”
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“May I meet you?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hype turns to frustration for residents as “College GameDay” bus takes whole block of limited Oakland street parking.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hype turns to frustration for residents as “College GameDay” bus takes whole block of limited Oakland street parking.
“Paul, don't take this the wrong way, you're my favorite player, but the best part of my day is that 10 minutes I scroll Twitter everyday and hope to see Ken Rosenthal announce you've been traded to the Yankees. If you're still here in two years, I'll f'ing kill you.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Paul, don't take this the wrong way, you're my favorite player, but the best part of my day is that 10 minutes I scroll Twitter everyday and hope to see Ken Rosenthal announce you've been traded to the Yankees. If you're still here in two years, I'll f'ing kill you.”
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“Hear me out - we lock in a 50-year mortgage now and never leave Semple Street.”
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@Grok can I get past the Acrisure Stadium Evolv Express Screener in this jacket?
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump's new 50-year grocery mortgage option finally puts shopping at the Forbes Street Market in reach for the average Pitt student.
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pitt's new Institute for Bioethics debates morality of euthanizing Nittany Lion.
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Human, we are here from Duquense Light. It seems you are eight months delinquent on payment.
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I hate Pitt Halloween, what do you mean you're a shark?