Tory of the Ghost 👻
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Everyone started dancing to a song they couldn’t stand
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My husband asked me, a person from Wisconsin, a question about cream cheese and I answered confidently because “I did a report on it in 4th grade. Everyone got assigned a cheese” and he’s still laughing about it
Grammy’s got me with the Bob Weir tribute… that shot of his guitar and hat 😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Grammy’s got me with the Bob Weir tribute… that shot of his guitar and hat 😭
I am a disgruntled pelican right now
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January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I am a disgruntled pelican right now
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January 25, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ABOLISH ICE
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ABOLISH ICE
What the fuck are we even doing everything is insane
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What the fuck are we even doing everything is insane
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I’m straight up not having a good time right now
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I’m straight up not having a good time right now
Cheering for the Packers and mourning Bob Weir at the same time is a strange feeling and I’m about to make my little sister drop me off at Thurman’s
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Cheering for the Packers and mourning Bob Weir at the same time is a strange feeling and I’m about to make my little sister drop me off at Thurman’s
May the four winds blow you safely home.
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
May the four winds blow you safely home.
OMG NOOOOOOO NO NO NO Rest Easy, Bob.
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
OMG NOOOOOOO NO NO NO Rest Easy, Bob.
Waking up every day in America
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January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Waking up every day in America
Elmo wants to burn everything to the ground
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January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Elmo wants to burn everything to the ground
Guess it’s time for some ICE cold phatties
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Guess it’s time for some ICE cold phatties
I have an uncanny ability to make an off handed comment spoiling documentaries for my husband who doesn’t know how young musicians died. Today it was Jeff Buckley, previously Avicci.
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have an uncanny ability to make an off handed comment spoiling documentaries for my husband who doesn’t know how young musicians died. Today it was Jeff Buckley, previously Avicci.
This piece of shit is gakked to the gills
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This piece of shit is gakked to the gills
The fuck is this 😂
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The fuck is this 😂
Me on a board meeting in the middle of the Sphere announcement
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December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me on a board meeting in the middle of the Sphere announcement
Lightning in a fucking bottle, The Last Waltz always has been and always will be a masterpiece
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lightning in a fucking bottle, The Last Waltz always has been and always will be a masterpiece
Me, a millennial: holy shit it’s slim shady
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me, a millennial: holy shit it’s slim shady
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Me, a bravo fan: stop suing the green eyed bandits from RHOP
Thanksgiving Eve and my millennial heart yearns for drinking to oblivion, as is tradition (I’m drinking sauvy b and cleaning the house)
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thanksgiving Eve and my millennial heart yearns for drinking to oblivion, as is tradition (I’m drinking sauvy b and cleaning the house)
How it has felt every day of 2025. What do you mean Keith Urban covered Pink Pony Club at Mar a Lago. This mad libs ass timeline in exhausting.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How it has felt every day of 2025. What do you mean Keith Urban covered Pink Pony Club at Mar a Lago. This mad libs ass timeline in exhausting.
Yeah so the Road House remake is on next and I don’t think I can do this
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yeah so the Road House remake is on next and I don’t think I can do this
It’s a horrible time to be informed. Unless you want to know Roadhouse is on IFC right now.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s a horrible time to be informed. Unless you want to know Roadhouse is on IFC right now.