Sophie Monsterly 🌈📚💝
@sophiemonsterly.bsky.social
Educator regarding things in relation to attraction & lack thereof & activities people do in relation to attraction & lack thereof within many of its categories. I'm also a science enthusiast, & a polymath. Th*^+ •_e £ f+w gl::c^•§ ;√ π¥ s×¢t=m → AuDHD:TBI
I remember when the Seattle airport resembled the hospital scene in Soylent Green. Now that I'm using their wheelchair service to get through, I'm very glad it no longer looks that way.
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I remember when the Seattle airport resembled the hospital scene in Soylent Green. Now that I'm using their wheelchair service to get through, I'm very glad it no longer looks that way.
I've been hanging out with a lot of very sweet animals where I'm at. One of them is a Maine Coon that looks like Ron Perlman.
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I've been hanging out with a lot of very sweet animals where I'm at. One of them is a Maine Coon that looks like Ron Perlman.
Nature documentary: Some animals can detect incoming storms!
Me: So can some humans.
My body at impending storm: Here's a migraine, you should go lay down and be helpless.
Me: So can some humans.
My body at impending storm: Here's a migraine, you should go lay down and be helpless.
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Nature documentary: Some animals can detect incoming storms!
Me: So can some humans.
My body at impending storm: Here's a migraine, you should go lay down and be helpless.
Me: So can some humans.
My body at impending storm: Here's a migraine, you should go lay down and be helpless.
When writing a post, I just learned that 'villainous' and 'childhood' sometimes bring each other up in autocomplete/autocorrect.
On the one hand, that's nonsensical. On the other, ok, we've all been children, that tracks.
On the one hand, that's nonsensical. On the other, ok, we've all been children, that tracks.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
When writing a post, I just learned that 'villainous' and 'childhood' sometimes bring each other up in autocomplete/autocorrect.
On the one hand, that's nonsensical. On the other, ok, we've all been children, that tracks.
On the one hand, that's nonsensical. On the other, ok, we've all been children, that tracks.
The principal comes out of the building, she somehow resembles a soft, giant conch shell.
Note: I'm not trying to improve anything, I just think the original idea is funny and could be expanded on in multiple ways.
Note: I'm not trying to improve anything, I just think the original idea is funny and could be expanded on in multiple ways.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
The principal comes out of the building, she somehow resembles a soft, giant conch shell.
Note: I'm not trying to improve anything, I just think the original idea is funny and could be expanded on in multiple ways.
Note: I'm not trying to improve anything, I just think the original idea is funny and could be expanded on in multiple ways.
Me to my bladder: But I went pee at some point yesterday, why must you demand that I do so again so many times today?!
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me to my bladder: But I went pee at some point yesterday, why must you demand that I do so again so many times today?!
Much of going to therapy is learning to not actually openly call people assholes and as someone who's entire adult life has been spent as an activist that calls out assholes, this is pretty hard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Much of going to therapy is learning to not actually openly call people assholes and as someone who's entire adult life has been spent as an activist that calls out assholes, this is pretty hard.
When preparing to start work where pictures of yourself naked in your phone is a thing, it gets weird when Google does automatic collages & looking back vids. The sweet, lingering tones of music intended to bring nostalgia is not congruent to seeing your own tits full frame, but here we are. 🤷
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When preparing to start work where pictures of yourself naked in your phone is a thing, it gets weird when Google does automatic collages & looking back vids. The sweet, lingering tones of music intended to bring nostalgia is not congruent to seeing your own tits full frame, but here we are. 🤷
Watching storyteller in the background as I work & he describes the main character seeing a bunch of women & says, "then he does what he always does when this mood strikes him." [Pause]
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Watching storyteller in the background as I work & he describes the main character seeing a bunch of women & says, "then he does what he always does when this mood strikes him." [Pause]
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Hard to think that was accidental implication re: masturbation before it is then shown that he plays music. 😂
Seahorses!
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seahorses!
Me: You can't afford to have me.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me: You can't afford to have me.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
Him: Why?
Me: These tits are expensive.
Him: Really? They don't look fake.
Me: They're not. They're attached to me and I gotta eat and pay bills.
I hope Run-around Sue punched Dion in his slut-shaming face and then kept running around and living her best life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I hope Run-around Sue punched Dion in his slut-shaming face and then kept running around and living her best life.
I designed a unicorn
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I designed a unicorn
Advertising a survey, Spotify has an ad that says, "you really love listening to your favorite artists, and we love listening to your!"
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Advertising a survey, Spotify has an ad that says, "you really love listening to your favorite artists, and we love listening to your!"
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
In a world where there's controversy about electronics listening to people without conscious consent, that's not the comforting ad I think they intended it to be.
You know when people who adhere to outdated norms say that a man who is respectful to a partner is "whipped?" I want to hear that sometime just so I can respond by saying, "not yet," and then winking.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You know when people who adhere to outdated norms say that a man who is respectful to a partner is "whipped?" I want to hear that sometime just so I can respond by saying, "not yet," and then winking.
I designed these. I like these better than my previous bat designs.
October 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I designed these. I like these better than my previous bat designs.
The movie Teeth still serves the purpose it set forth to. Many cis men are still freaked out by that movie while also consuming film after film fetishizing all the ways femme people have to suffer because of cis men.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The movie Teeth still serves the purpose it set forth to. Many cis men are still freaked out by that movie while also consuming film after film fetishizing all the ways femme people have to suffer because of cis men.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
This is an example of a demographic upset at being treated like the oppressed.
I have consulted my pants and I think what we can conclude from RFK's claim is he's invented an entirely new way to be confused about sex and gender.
October 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have consulted my pants and I think what we can conclude from RFK's claim is he's invented an entirely new way to be confused about sex and gender.
I made things
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I made things
I understand how I forget eating & how I sometimes auto-reject foods that I dislike. confusing thing: When I eat all of a thing & after my brain goes, "that was disgusting." I ate canned beets & ate the whole thing before my brain was like, "that was gross, why were you doing that? Didn't like it."
September 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I understand how I forget eating & how I sometimes auto-reject foods that I dislike. confusing thing: When I eat all of a thing & after my brain goes, "that was disgusting." I ate canned beets & ate the whole thing before my brain was like, "that was gross, why were you doing that? Didn't like it."
I'm now able to take about 2 (unstable) steps without mobility devices. I do it to cross the kitchen, now.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm now able to take about 2 (unstable) steps without mobility devices. I do it to cross the kitchen, now.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
It is more like catching myself from falling a couple times (looks clumsy), but I think that may be the core of walking, in general. We just repeatedly catch ourselves from falling.
Cognitive speech therapy is kinda great when your therapist is also antifa
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cognitive speech therapy is kinda great when your therapist is also antifa
Nobody: What did you do with your bedrest, Sophie?
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Nobody: What did you do with your bedrest, Sophie?
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: Practiced the ancient art of memes.
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The mushrooms are my own designs. I was like, 'if I'm making mushrooms, I must make badgers and snakes.' I used the badgers design by Madiyar Origami. Don't know the origin of the snake design.
Me: I'm going to see how far I can get with my walker today!
The sidewalk:
The sidewalk:
September 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me: I'm going to see how far I can get with my walker today!
The sidewalk:
The sidewalk:
The saying may be "can't buy my love," but admittedly someone can get far by giving me a good book and chocolate. They can even be cheap about it like, "I have a bag of mixed M&Ms and some Wollstonecraft" and I'm like, "clear the area, I'm opening up for parking. The humidity will be high in there."
September 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The saying may be "can't buy my love," but admittedly someone can get far by giving me a good book and chocolate. They can even be cheap about it like, "I have a bag of mixed M&Ms and some Wollstonecraft" and I'm like, "clear the area, I'm opening up for parking. The humidity will be high in there."