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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all!
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Iowan living in Germany #Eisern
At the bottom of a well. Living with OCD.
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Pope, REM Edition:

This could be the saddest dusk ever seen
You turn to a miracle
high-alive
My mind is racing
as it always will
My hands tired, my heart aches
I'm half a world away
The pope gripping a microphone like a lover, with his eyes closed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Ah ah'll ah have ah ah bluuuuue
Christmas
With-out youuuu

Ah ah'll ah be ah so bluuuuuue
Just ah thinkin
aaaAaah bout youuuu
The pope standing at a microphone and gripping it like he's singing a song. Many people are behind him wearing black with cameras and one priest with a red cap tries to squeeze by through the melee.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Klimt's Judith and Holofernes. A woman with a gold collar and ethereal dress with her navel and beasts visible holds the severed head of a man. On her face is the look of satisfied pleasure.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Today in "Don't Patronize Small Businesses Run By Bigots" we have Jeremy from Iowa Falls.

I'm sure there are much better painting services in north central #Iowa.
A Facebook post with a photo of a teenage boy in a plaid black and gray shirt holding a guitar: Urbandale teen Miles Phipps expressed himself through music, writing songs and posting them on Spotify. His family says he struggled with bullying after coming out as trans earlier this year. He died by suicide on Nov. 4. Students at Urbandale High School later walked out in his memory and to speak out against bullying: https://www.weareiowa.com/article/news/community/mother-of-urbandale-teen-who-died-suicide-calls-for-compassion-action/524-3eb5a343-db3b-460e-aec2-bba8ff9b6d80?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_We_Are_Iowa_Local_5_News Jeremy Fender replies on a public Facebook page to a man named Don who posted that no one should be bullied. "Don Hensley not accepting someone for the false reality they are trying to bring you into isnt bullying at all. This child needed better parents and a school system that didn't indoctrinated him. Suicide is very likely from having a mental disorder and not from bullying." 10 people have laugh reacted. When clicking on Jeremy's name, his profile says he has 759 friends and 1.1k posts. His tagline says, "Part time internet troll. It's my passion!" His profile indicates he's a Small Business owner who lives in Iowa Falls but was born in Clation. His work is at South Park Painting Service. He is listed as the owner for 9 years and 2 months. I probably have 1° of separation from this guy as I have family-in-laws from that same area. 😩
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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This one is my all time hate song. This year im imagining some fun girl shoes the kid got his mom so she looks beautiful. I used to picture red office pumps, but no more.
Red sequined shoes with blue bottoms and golden sparkly heels. Ankle strap with some green and red decorations. Woman wearing red pants.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Taco pizza. It's the best thing about Iowa.
A taco pizza in a Godfathers pizza box. It has lettuce, tomatoes, and chips on top
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Post an image from the last episode of #StarTrek you watched. 🖖
Voyager season 1 finale, where Tuvok puts some of the more rebellious Maquis into a Starfleet training program, and Neelix sickens the bio-neural gel packs running the ship while attempting to make cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"Mom did you know Superman ice cream was invented in Minnesota? Most of the best stuff is invented in Minnesota."

Me: 😂 like what else?

"You know those pickles wrapped in meat with cream cheese?"
A bunch of pickles rolled in sliced meat with cream cheese in between.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A spaceman in his suit saying, "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years." The text above says, "When ADHD people get 90% of a project done through sheet hyperfocus and decide to reward themselves with a 'quick little break' before finishing the rest of it."
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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OK so I meant to take a photo of all the food but forgot to because I was so tired and hungry. 😅 But i did get a pic of the pies.
To pies sitting on marble countertop. The front pie is a golden orange pumpkin pie and the pie in the background is an apple pie with a golden top crust.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Here's the gorgeous baby out of the oven. (I cook breast-side down for juicy)
A perfectly browned turkey in its roasting pan on a marble countertop with oil bottles in the background.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The casseroles are all cooked!!!

Just kidding, I'm not that kind of white person. 🤣 This is them waiting for the turkey to exit the oven.
Corn, macaroni&cheese, and green bean casseroles waiting for the oven. Corn is in a white cassarole dish, mac&cheese in a metal pan with baking paper, and green bean in a white casserole sitting on marble countertop.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I doubled the regular pumpkin pie recipe. 🫠😅
Uncooked pumpkin pie in a springform pan. It's sitting on a marble counter on baking paper. In the background are oils and pepper mills.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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We went to the Ammersee yesterday and it was glorious. The perfect day; we could see the alps in the distance.
A wooden house on stilts in the Ammersee, with a long wooden dock leading to the front door. The pebble shore of the Ammersee with three sail boats at rest, with the light blue outline of the German alps in the distance. The water is like glass, reflecting the sky. The ammersee is so clear tou can see the patterns the water has made on the sand. This photo is shallow water with a boat hitching post in the water. A dormant summer terrace biergarten, with tables and chairs put away, the oranges leaves littering the ground where people once sat. In the background, the Ammersee and the German Alps in the distance.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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October 31 / Nov 1
Ernest P. Warrel with 5 snakes bitinghim on the face. He is freaked out. Ernest in a chimney with a Santa hat and bag.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
An album cover; Blind by the Sundays. There is a head and torso of an old porcelain doll in a sepia tone to the left of the album
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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They're tearing it down with a hydrolic hammer. No thought to the historical significance of the building, just shitting all over it with no regard.

This building belongs to the people, especially those whose enslaved ancestors built it.

Lest we forget, the whitehouse already HAS a ballroom.
A hydronic hammer attached to an excavator destroys part of the Whitehouse.
October 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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She's home!
Orange and white cat on a hard wood floor eating cat food.
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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This little weiner opened the front door and got out this morning. 😩
I've seen her twice as we looked for her, so we left the main door open and are hoping she comes back inside. She keeps running away from us.
Orange and white cat curled up on an orange and white rug, sleeping in the sun.
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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If you see this picture post a random image from your device.
Some shitty statues with sunglasses sharpie'd on.
September 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Crafting friends;

Everything sucks so let's share our WIPs! With Pics!

• a crochet blanket for my friend's wedding gift
• altering an old Dirndl for my daughter to wear for the class trip to Oktoberfest
• crochet shawl for myself (below)
Self striping yarn made into a shawl in fall colors
September 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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No
A woman in a comic book looking out the window with her arms hugging herself and saying, "What a stupid time to be alive."
September 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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He's sooooo big compared to Katie!
Two cats on a windo hammock. A tiny orange and white one, and a giant brown and white one.
September 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Left Kitty:
John
Johnathan
Mr. Fuzzy pants
Business Cat

Right Kitty:
Kater
Kitty-cake
Baby Angel
Katie-kate
Two kitties sitting in a window hammock that has a colorful granny square blanket on it. The left kitty is white and brown, the right kitty is white and orange.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Just got my Swifty kiddo this merch from TS for the new album. She's over the moon! Her first limited edition TS merch! And one of her favorite colors!
Ad from Taylor Swift Europe shop with a woman in an unbuttoned orange cardigan, silver crop tank, black skirt with silver stars and fishnet stockings.
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM