Candace - Orange's Human
soonerpenguin.bsky.social
Candace - Orange's Human
@soonerpenguin.bsky.social
I have a cat named Orange Catsidy. I love AEW, making jewelry, Pearl Jam, photography, playing guitar and Xbox. I'm a safe human. 🌈🤍
if you by chance run out of shit to do, you're welcome to come to my house. i've got a list..............
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i haven't been allowed to take a day off from my job since July.... even though i have time to use.

must be fucking nice.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Same for this sicko bitch in Oklahoma City-ish.

Fuck yeah.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Huge congrats all the way from Oklahoma City - and a fellow AEW fan! Give em hell, MR. MAYOR! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I was in target at 9am this past Saturday, and every 3rd song was Christmas. Like...... Shit. 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Lmao.... That's so me, too!
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I kinda get this. One of the guys I photographed in juniors, his dad coached the OKC AHL team for 4 1/2 years. Now he's an asst w/the Pens. I see him on TV behind the bench with Sid & Geno and think, "I've been in your house. In 2 different states. That's wild, lol"....
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He looks like he's about to, Mr. Sassypants. 😎😹
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So is yours! I think it's an orange thing, lol. 😎
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
😎
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have an Orange Catsidy too!
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I present to you some of the latest photos of my Orange Catsidy....
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Damn, you suck. 😜😍 I wish I had a wild, random talent like that.

That said, it would be a blast to take still photos of you doing that. With a long exposure, I could get some wild shit. You'd disappear, and all you'd see is fire trails....
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He's got one of those laughs that, once he starts, just hearing it makes someone else laugh. That's what happened while I was watching. I couldn't keep from it.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Last Podcast on the Left just did an episode with Joe Hill about the book, in case you'd be interested. It was just a couple days ago, I think.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Looking at the early 20-somethings I work with, I highly doubt *printing* is taught. And if it is, these Mensa candidates failed miserably. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
October 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HI NANA! Welcome in and we're so glad to have you! Hope you have an awesome time watching!
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
my mom told me numerous times about her and her 3 sisters beating the fuck out of each other with hairbrushes. this was back in the 50s, FFS.
October 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
$10 says you could buy that mirror WITH said $10 and get change back.
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
HOOTY HOOOOOOOOOOO!
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Louder for the ones in the back: Not everything has to be for kids, all the damned time. And when I was being raised, it was enough for me to be told "we don't try everything we see on TV". Try raising your kids with an nth of intelligence & let others enjoy what they want.
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If anyone listened to the Talk is Jericho episode from a few weeks ago with Darby talking about climbing Everest, you'd know that he learned to hold his breath for over 4 minutes during his training to do that.
October 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lol.... See what that environment inspired?!?!?! 😂😂😂
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Remember, this is the same crowd that birthed the "PLEASE BE CAREFUL" chant last April at Dynasty.

Goddamn, I love my home city, lol....
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It was playing on the 80s Sirius station when I pulled into work yesterday morning. I was like, "Oh hell yeah".... 😂
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM