SonOfZordon
@sonofzordon.bsky.social
From this to that, here to there and all things inbetween 🌈 able to express my self here that I can’t in real life.
Tonight’s dinner and the next two days breakfast and lunch prep done. Time for tea and biscuits as a treat ☕️
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Tonight’s dinner and the next two days breakfast and lunch prep done. Time for tea and biscuits as a treat ☕️
My chest and arms are aching today because of the gym. It’s difficult to reach round and out on my coat
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My chest and arms are aching today because of the gym. It’s difficult to reach round and out on my coat
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Confession - the first time I saw this gif I thought she was shaking a purple dildo 🫣😱
Hopefully this will make you all laugh on a Monday morning
Hopefully this will make you all laugh on a Monday morning
a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
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January 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Confession - the first time I saw this gif I thought she was shaking a purple dildo 🫣😱
Hopefully this will make you all laugh on a Monday morning
Hopefully this will make you all laugh on a Monday morning
Cannot sleep so I was doom scrolling on here and found LOTS of naughty profiles 🫣
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Cannot sleep so I was doom scrolling on here and found LOTS of naughty profiles 🫣
Heaven Is A Place On Earth by The Scarlet Opera on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:20
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January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
When was the last time you watched a full episode of something without looking at your phone?
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
When was the last time you watched a full episode of something without looking at your phone?
TRUE!
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
TRUE!
Evidence submitted of making it to the gym. Made better by seeing hot hairy bald daddy 🍆
#sweat #sweatypants
#sweat #sweatypants
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Evidence submitted of making it to the gym. Made better by seeing hot hairy bald daddy 🍆
#sweat #sweatypants
#sweat #sweatypants
I had some dirty dreams about Tom Allen last night
a picture of a monkey with the words that 's weird written on it
ALT: a picture of a monkey with the words that 's weird written on it
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January 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I had some dirty dreams about Tom Allen last night
Major hetero vibes but this album had been on repeat.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Major hetero vibes but this album had been on repeat.
Can anyone recommend any good shows to watch? Can’t seem to find anything that is capturing me atm.
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Can anyone recommend any good shows to watch? Can’t seem to find anything that is capturing me atm.
Hilary singing about giving head and touching herself was not on my 2026 bingo card
#hilaryduff #roommates
#hilaryduff #roommates
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hilary singing about giving head and touching herself was not on my 2026 bingo card
#hilaryduff #roommates
#hilaryduff #roommates
We gotta fight fight fight fight…fight for this love
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
We gotta fight fight fight fight…fight for this love
Genuine question here and not intended to offend. New staff member is from a BAME (is that the correct term) background. During induction how do you show what support the business provides for all backgrounds without being sounding like you are only saying it because they are BAME?
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Genuine question here and not intended to offend. New staff member is from a BAME (is that the correct term) background. During induction how do you show what support the business provides for all backgrounds without being sounding like you are only saying it because they are BAME?
Gosh I needed that sleep!
Had a tough day yesterday and had to have some frank conversations but they were needed. My brain was tired!
Had a tough day yesterday and had to have some frank conversations but they were needed. My brain was tired!
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Gosh I needed that sleep!
Had a tough day yesterday and had to have some frank conversations but they were needed. My brain was tired!
Had a tough day yesterday and had to have some frank conversations but they were needed. My brain was tired!
I need this view while sitting on a rocking chair on the balcony of a mountain getaway….and a cup of tea in hand
We were treated to an amazing sunset in the Mission Valley last weekend. I hope you have a wonderful day.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I need this view while sitting on a rocking chair on the balcony of a mountain getaway….and a cup of tea in hand
Coffee and cookies is the perfect lunch
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Coffee and cookies is the perfect lunch
I should be more tired than I am. The body is a fascinating thing!
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I should be more tired than I am. The body is a fascinating thing!
I was unwell on Friday but made it into work, been rough over the weekend and I’m sure I’ll perk right up to be able to go to work on Monday.
a woman with red hair is standing in front of a christmas tree and says typical
ALT: a woman with red hair is standing in front of a christmas tree and says typical
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January 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I was unwell on Friday but made it into work, been rough over the weekend and I’m sure I’ll perk right up to be able to go to work on Monday.
Has anyone ever done a complete career change? How did you choose the new career and how did you cope with the nerves?
a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
ALT: a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths
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January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Has anyone ever done a complete career change? How did you choose the new career and how did you cope with the nerves?
Dance Again 😍😍
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Dance Again 😍😍
So new Robyn music 😍
Talk To Me 😍😍✅
the other one….skip
Talk To Me 😍😍✅
the other one….skip
January 10, 2026 at 10:22 AM
So new Robyn music 😍
Talk To Me 😍😍✅
the other one….skip
Talk To Me 😍😍✅
the other one….skip
Sticking my head in the sand. I cannot deal with this today
an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine
ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine
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January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Sticking my head in the sand. I cannot deal with this today
I get sad when I check the BBC news app. Rarely any “nice” news articles. Is there anywhere to get nice news?
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I get sad when I check the BBC news app. Rarely any “nice” news articles. Is there anywhere to get nice news?