Strongbird
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I still refuse to proof read.
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From when is the name 'stuffing' called upon it? Strongbird says: from when it is stuffed. Avi's mom says: from when it was pronounced as stuffing. Others say: from the beginning of the year, if it was declared verbally.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
From when is the name 'stuffing' called upon it? Strongbird says: from when it is stuffed. Avi's mom says: from when it was pronounced as stuffing. Others say: from the beginning of the year, if it was declared verbally.
And the elders at the table are obligated to argue with their elders in honor of their memory
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And the elders at the table are obligated to argue with their elders in honor of their memory
Everyone is required to argue with an older male relative and by this obligation everyone who is an older male relative must argue with younger relatives.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Everyone is required to argue with an older male relative and by this obligation everyone who is an older male relative must argue with younger relatives.
And one cannot use the test if it is fit to be eaten by a dog as dogs will not midwestern salads without risking internal injury.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
And one cannot use the test if it is fit to be eaten by a dog as dogs will not midwestern salads without risking internal injury.
In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.
It is added that in the Midwest one is both required to take the Midwest salad and compliment the cook. Beis Hillel says even if you don't like the salad. Beis Shammai says you are not required to compliment it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It is added that in the Midwest one is both required to take the Midwest salad and compliment the cook. Beis Hillel says even if you don't like the salad. Beis Shammai says you are not required to compliment it.
One may avoid a side by doubling another side unless for sake of peace one must take a specific dish. In the event that someone makes a "Midwest Salad" one is always exempt from taking that dish.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
One may avoid a side by doubling another side unless for sake of peace one must take a specific dish. In the event that someone makes a "Midwest Salad" one is always exempt from taking that dish.
Then you will have enough leftovers of each to make your own timpano. Truly the dream.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Then you will have enough leftovers of each to make your own timpano. Truly the dream.
Time for one massive single raviolo
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Time for one massive single raviolo
And it is asked, What is stuffing. Stuffing is cooked inside the turkey bird. Dressing is cooked outside. Stuffing acquires the the taste of the turkey bird during cooking. Some say that because stuffing acquires the taste it covers one for eating the turkey bird.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And it is asked, What is stuffing. Stuffing is cooked inside the turkey bird. Dressing is cooked outside. Stuffing acquires the the taste of the turkey bird during cooking. Some say that because stuffing acquires the taste it covers one for eating the turkey bird.
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They asked him “How much must one smoke?
Said Beis Hillel: [There is] no minimum, one must not [smoke] to excess.
Said Beis Shammai: One [inhale] for oneself, [and one inhale each] for each racist uncle.
And the Halacha accords with Beis Hillel
Said Beis Hillel: [There is] no minimum, one must not [smoke] to excess.
Said Beis Shammai: One [inhale] for oneself, [and one inhale each] for each racist uncle.
And the Halacha accords with Beis Hillel
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They asked him “How much must one smoke?
Said Beis Hillel: [There is] no minimum, one must not [smoke] to excess.
Said Beis Shammai: One [inhale] for oneself, [and one inhale each] for each racist uncle.
And the Halacha accords with Beis Hillel
Said Beis Hillel: [There is] no minimum, one must not [smoke] to excess.
Said Beis Shammai: One [inhale] for oneself, [and one inhale each] for each racist uncle.
And the Halacha accords with Beis Hillel
And on behalf of this cousin one argues with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And on behalf of this cousin one argues with an uncle.
Outside of the land of America one may observe a Festival of Thanksgiving at different times so as to be available as to be invited for the Feast in the land, even as a pretend boyfriend of a cousin who is not yet willing to come out to the extended family.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Outside of the land of America one may observe a Festival of Thanksgiving at different times so as to be available as to be invited for the Feast in the land, even as a pretend boyfriend of a cousin who is not yet willing to come out to the extended family.
In the event that one is lamenting, one should forego the watching of the game, parade, or dogshow in favor of a parade of local pets of the community. And it is meritorious to parade your own pets for such people who fast on thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In the event that one is lamenting, one should forego the watching of the game, parade, or dogshow in favor of a parade of local pets of the community. And it is meritorious to parade your own pets for such people who fast on thanksgiving.
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Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The head of the CPSC is careful to instruct everyone not to deep fry a turkey and instructs the scribes of the CPSC to make memes to teach even the people of the land against this practice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The head of the CPSC is careful to instruct everyone not to deep fry a turkey and instructs the scribes of the CPSC to make memes to teach even the people of the land against this practice.
Rav James says to light fireworks as all holidays in the land of America involve Fireworks but our sages say only the Fourth of July and local festivals involve fireworks. Rav Michael says the festival flame is made by deep frying a turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Rav James says to light fireworks as all holidays in the land of America involve Fireworks but our sages say only the Fourth of July and local festivals involve fireworks. Rav Michael says the festival flame is made by deep frying a turkey.
And if a tv is unavailable, one does not say the blessing on miracles of American society but one does throw a football or parades a dog outside.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
And if a tv is unavailable, one does not say the blessing on miracles of American society but one does throw a football or parades a dog outside.
It is asked, what if I didn't watch the game because I argued too long with my uncle? If you argue about the game then you are covered.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It is asked, what if I didn't watch the game because I argued too long with my uncle? If you argue about the game then you are covered.
And if an uncle is unavailable they say you can argue with any older male relative.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And if an uncle is unavailable they say you can argue with any older male relative.