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Human rights above all. All viewpoints otherwise welcome because it's people that make them suck and not the other way around. if you're a promotional account spamming follows then I'm going to block you so hard Dikembe Mutombo will be jealous.
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Tom.pizza
@sometimesavowel.bsky.social
· Jan 13
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I imagine mileage may vary but the dill pickle seasoning in Mcdonald's Grinch meal feels like a failed experiment. I only used half the packet and the fries taste all wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I imagine mileage may vary but the dill pickle seasoning in Mcdonald's Grinch meal feels like a failed experiment. I only used half the packet and the fries taste all wrong.
@netflix.com I have never pressed your remote control button on purpose.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@netflix.com I have never pressed your remote control button on purpose.
I don't know why there's a Pablo Pascal hate train. I'm not on it myself. However, I do think there's a legitimate concern about him spreading himself too thin.
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I don't know why there's a Pablo Pascal hate train. I'm not on it myself. However, I do think there's a legitimate concern about him spreading himself too thin.
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be-
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be-
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shelf cats shelf cats shelf cats
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
shelf cats shelf cats shelf cats
There's a part in Marvel Comics where Reed Richards and Doctor Doom finish a chess game they started a long time ago. That's almost exactly what's happening today, except instead of Reed and Doom, it's me and an 8 year old.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There's a part in Marvel Comics where Reed Richards and Doctor Doom finish a chess game they started a long time ago. That's almost exactly what's happening today, except instead of Reed and Doom, it's me and an 8 year old.
Ok I'm glad they did but K-Pop Demon Hunters didn't need to go that hard for the THANKSGIVING Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ok I'm glad they did but K-Pop Demon Hunters didn't need to go that hard for the THANKSGIVING Parade.
Not a bad float though. Cheese grater shields are kind of ingenious.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Not a bad float though. Cheese grater shields are kind of ingenious.
Ok Rao's has a float what the actual hell. It's pasta sauce.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ok Rao's has a float what the actual hell. It's pasta sauce.
This parade reminded me that they're making another Toy Story and another Shrek.
There's a reason for the new Toy Story to exist.
There's a reason for the new Toy Story to exist.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This parade reminded me that they're making another Toy Story and another Shrek.
There's a reason for the new Toy Story to exist.
There's a reason for the new Toy Story to exist.
I'm not saying we should have stayed the course with this stuff in general, but I just watched Jesse Eisenberg's turn as Lex Luthor from the Snyder Cut again and I really think that guy is due for a redemption. That's the only time he made me feel chills in that role.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm not saying we should have stayed the course with this stuff in general, but I just watched Jesse Eisenberg's turn as Lex Luthor from the Snyder Cut again and I really think that guy is due for a redemption. That's the only time he made me feel chills in that role.
@littlekuriboh.bsky.social I love you man but I would love to know if the next Abridged episode is in 6 days or 6 months. This time is unusually long and my first thought was that maybe you're not all right. So just checking on you as a fan in what I hope is a non-parasocial way. Keep being awesome.
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@littlekuriboh.bsky.social I love you man but I would love to know if the next Abridged episode is in 6 days or 6 months. This time is unusually long and my first thought was that maybe you're not all right. So just checking on you as a fan in what I hope is a non-parasocial way. Keep being awesome.
Learning that you're wrong is secretly awesome, don't tell anyone. 🤫
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Learning that you're wrong is secretly awesome, don't tell anyone. 🤫
People last year: "Kendrick Lamar's high concept meta commentary suuuuucked"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
People last year: "Kendrick Lamar's high concept meta commentary suuuuucked"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."
"No wait"
This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.
Central Queens Boulevard is like an airport. That's the only other place I can think of where you'll find a JC Penny across from a White Castle.
September 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Central Queens Boulevard is like an airport. That's the only other place I can think of where you'll find a JC Penny across from a White Castle.
Switch Palace.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Switch Palace.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
SWITCH Palace.
It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.
Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.
*Deletes Monster Hunter from my Switch because I never play it*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
July 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*Deletes Monster Hunter from my Switch because I never play it*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"
*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*
@citibikenyc.bsky.social stop forcing me to rate my ride.
July 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@citibikenyc.bsky.social stop forcing me to rate my ride.
Want to know something horrifying I discovered about bacon? You'd think eating it frozen would be the worst way, and maybe it technically is, but it still tastes amazing. It's the food with no weaknesses.
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Want to know something horrifying I discovered about bacon? You'd think eating it frozen would be the worst way, and maybe it technically is, but it still tastes amazing. It's the food with no weaknesses.
Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.