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somepallings.bsky.social
Zoya the Destoroyah
@somepallings.bsky.social
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Mother Miranda, if it's for you, I would do anything

30s She/her

Official Jupiter Ascending Liker

Immortan Joe apologist

Ronald Mael enthusiast

Average Dedra Meero enjoyer

The only person on Tumblr regularly posting about Steve Clark Traffic Warlock
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somepallings.bsky.social
Happy gazpacho soup day to everyone who still cringes to death over something they did that absolutely noone but them even remembers
People who celebrate fictional characters' worst days are annoying pass it on FUCK this post and happy Gazpacho Soup Day
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
somepallings.bsky.social
Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the bunyip is going to get you
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This was peak tragic romance to me when I was twelve. I was absolutely gagged
Photo of a page from the book Red Dwarf: Last Human: Normally shy around attractive women, unusually for him he'd opened the conversation when he'd inquired why she was wearing a white bandage around her head — was she a Buddhist or something? She'd smiled and said she'd just been released from the concussion ward: a large piece of machinery had fallen on her from a great height, but she'd made a complete recovery. They'd got on like a house on fire. She found him amusing and attractive and told him so, even asking him to come round to her quarters that evening for supper. Of course Lister had taken the smeg out of him, saying she was only dating him because she thought he was someone called Simon. He'd ignored him. For two and a half days everything was fantastic. This was the real McCoy. Then, quite suddenly, and for no reason he could work out, Lister's remarks had got to him: so he'd set out to prove to himself that Lister was wrong. He decided not to phone her. He would wait for her to phone him. It was only a little thing, but in some small way it would prove to him that she really did care. Yvonne never phoned. They never dated again. And although they shared nods when they passed in the ship's corridors, they never really spoke ever again. Why had he let it slip? What a schlub. Photo of a page from Red Dwarf: Last Human: What he didn't know was this: twenty minutes after he'd left her quarters McGruder had fainted in the bath. She was kept in the medi-quarters overnight, where she became convinced that her 'relationship' with him had been a fantasy; something she'd wanted so desperately her concussed mind had convinced her it had actually taken place — she'd been hung up on him long before their meeting in the lift. The solution was simple: she would wait for Arnold to phone. If he did, she would know it had happened, if not she would know her mind had played the cruellest of tricks. He never phoned. They never dated again. And although they shared nods when they passed in the ship's corridors, they never really spoke ever again.
August 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I remember you telling the story back in 2016 and tweeting about it, I thought it was funny that both you and Chip told the story separately so it stuck with me
Tweets from Voidburger about a falcon hitting a girder at Medieval Times
May 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A still from Mad Max Fury Road of the Gigahorse, Immortan Joe's car, created from two Cadillacs mounted in such a way as to suggest they're breeding, with the addition of monster truck wheels. Fun fact, during filming, this car sometimes needed refuelled every 30 minutes when being driven. No wonder the People Eater was so stressed.
May 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Ain't life grand when you have a song on your lips and a blorbo in your heart
Two hand made bracelets with beads that spell out "Steve Clark Traffic Warlock" and the initials "YTUTGSJWRTDMTWTAWLPC". The Y on the second bracelet is upside down which I'm pretending I did on purpose.
April 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I've read two books in 48 hours for the first time in ages, I feel drunk with power, I'm like I'll read anything, might read you next
SPQR by Mary Beard, which I could read next, you don't even know
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Howling on the train, I ALREADY liked Janusz a lot 🥹 These books are a great travelling read @scriblit.bsky.social
A photograph of a page from the book Out of Service by Gabby Hutchinson-Crouch in which the character Janusz admits to a formative crush on Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf, which is Very Relatable
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Achieving it
A screenshot from the Tumblr tag page for Steve Clark Traffic Warlock that shows my blog as the top Steve Clark Traffic Warlock blog
March 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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My nephew cat Oopsiedoodle enjoying the fire
A black cat sprawled on the carpet in front of a wood burning stove enjoying the warmth
March 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Very real prospect of becoming CEO of this guy
Steve Clark traffic warlock from Tactical Breach Wizards. He's a humanoid video game character wearing a hi-viz wizard robe with a hood that hides his face. He carries a staff with traffic lights on top. His boots have curled up toes.
January 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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We're on the Fred Hechinger train, it is official cougar business in this house
January 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Christmas eve in Rome has been lovely
Hotel room tv showing mass from St Peter's Plastic cup with bellini in it A mini prosecco and a carton of peach juice A selfie of me in the roman forum with the colosseum in the background
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Oh wow I kind of forgot all the fuck about this song
December 4, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Saw Gladiator 2 three times for the plot
The plot:
A collage of pictures of Fred Hechinger and Joseph Quinn as Emperors Caracalla and Geta in Gladiator 2, looking just as pallid and ginger and unstable as you could possibly desire
November 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Watching this would surely make you feel better
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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AND THEN after MCM London I went to the Southbank Centre and saw Susanna Clarke speaking to @richardcoles.bsky.social about her books and her life in general, which was wonderful, and then I got HER autograph too, so like all in all a heck of a day for me
A signed copy of the Wood at Midwinter by Susanna Clarke.
November 6, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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At MCM I also said hello to @scriblit.bsky.social and got the three books of hers I haven't yet read, and got them signed which was a real treat. I have since finished Cursed Under London and I loved it, fantastic use of the Only One Bed trope and intensely lovable characters 😠💖🌞
A signed copy of Home Sweet Hell by Gabby Hutchinson-Crouch
November 6, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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I WENT TO MCM LONDON like a week and a half ago and I met and got an autograph from one of my two favourite VAs from FFVIIR! @amtrax.bsky.social I'll get you next!
A picture of Hojo from Final Fantasy VII Remake that has been signed by James Sie: "Susanna, you are such a... disappointment..."
November 6, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Phone camera makes it twice as vivid but I can see her
A picture of pink and green aurora seen from a balcony with houses and parked cars below A picture of pink and green aurora with houses and trees below
October 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Elder millennial, but I used to bring a two litre of milk to parties and drink it with toffee vodka when I was 17
A bottle of Dooley's toffee liqueur
October 10, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Bloober Team giving us the Slenderman arms on Laura we've always clearly craved
August 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Anniversary dinner at Celantano's was very nice
Two wine glasses fill of white wine with a card wishing a happy anniversary from the restaurant Stracciatella, tomato and peach salad Slices of beef served with fondant potatoes cut into a perfect cuboid Slices of goats cheese, sheeps cheese and granola thins served with honeycomb, and a slightly yonic looking coffee and chocolate dessert
August 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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My Uber is here
A movie still from Mad Max: Fury Road showing the Gigahorse (a vehicle made of two Cadillac Coupe de Villes stacked one atop the other as if in a mating embrace) speeding through the desert. The silhouette of Immortan Joe is visible driving it, and two shirtless Praetorians ride on the back gun deck. A black flag and a red flag are streaming in the wind behind the vehicle.
August 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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Immortan Jolene lives, and she even let that mug Dementus bask in her glory at Worldcon yesterday
August 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM