if u turned me down this is what u missed 😌🤪

what’s in a butt

it’s my birthday. you know the drill

anyone wanna come over? i can’t sleep :)

i’m alive and got a hair cut. also, money is very tight because the electric company is a legal
monopoly and is trying to kill me so $risebot on cashapp, or buy my music at evanpattison.bandcamp.com if you are liquid and feeling kind lol

idk

merry xmas or whatever

fresh cut plz
ignore messy room

butt butt butt

house sitting

i’m stuffed