Soma Somesing
@somasomesing.bsky.social
Wife, mother and professional weirdo.
I don’t know shit about fuck.
✌🏻💙9️⃣👽🪷🌎🕊️☯️🌻♌️🔮🏳️🌈🦄
You can DM me but don’t get butthurt if I don’t respond. 🚫🤡
I don’t know shit about fuck.
✌🏻💙9️⃣👽🪷🌎🕊️☯️🌻♌️🔮🏳️🌈🦄
You can DM me but don’t get butthurt if I don’t respond. 🚫🤡
Some of today’s shrooms
June 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Some of today’s shrooms
Happy Father’s Day to @satori-tribe9.bsky.social! Elli and I love you and hope you have a great day, even though it’s supposed to rain all day 🥰
June 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Happy Father’s Day to @satori-tribe9.bsky.social! Elli and I love you and hope you have a great day, even though it’s supposed to rain all day 🥰
Faces of Malört 🤣😭
June 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Faces of Malört 🤣😭
Proud of myself for not going full 2007 Britney at the salon today. I opted for bangs. Also discovered a fantastic invention that should be required in all public restrooms. A seat you can strap your kid in while you pee?! I have an almost 5yo and I’ve never seen one. 😂 it’s almost #FUFriday y’all
February 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Proud of myself for not going full 2007 Britney at the salon today. I opted for bangs. Also discovered a fantastic invention that should be required in all public restrooms. A seat you can strap your kid in while you pee?! I have an almost 5yo and I’ve never seen one. 😂 it’s almost #FUFriday y’all
Exciting Friday night 💥
February 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Exciting Friday night 💥
This dude right here is my favorite. Ankylosaurus.
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This dude right here is my favorite. Ankylosaurus.
It’s FUCK IT FRIDAY!!!
January 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s FUCK IT FRIDAY!!!
Happy 51st birthday to my husband @satori-tribe9.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Happy 51st birthday to my husband @satori-tribe9.bsky.social
My daughter’s version of that Prodigy song “Scratch my Bench Up” 😒
December 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
My daughter’s version of that Prodigy song “Scratch my Bench Up” 😒
I paint pet portraits. Sometimes I even complete them.
December 18, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I paint pet portraits. Sometimes I even complete them.
Drones in my city! 😱
December 17, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Drones in my city! 😱
Tis the season for deviled eggs 😈
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Tis the season for deviled eggs 😈
Hoppy Friday frogs and toads 💜🐸
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Hoppy Friday frogs and toads 💜🐸