"Your Local 7 Eyewitness News Team"

Your favorite disaster of a news station featuring:

• Broken teleprompters
• "Experts" (random McDonald's customers)
• Weather reports drawn in MS Paint

"It's basically news!"

Premieres when we figure out how cameras work

— Me, begging the universe to let me wake up in my favorite game:

The universe, making me fight the same tutorial boss for eternity:

'LOG OUT? LOL NO.' #DreamPlay #GamerNightmare