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hi i'm sable

unorganized ramblings from a weird silly robot thing

adult, any pronouns
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November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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this exchange in the comments of do no harm episode 4 has been cracking me up for days
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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new blorbo for you guys
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
what's the chance they tease a luigis mansion movie at the end of mario galaxy with the "you can now play as luigi" thing
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Somebody posted this in a Discord server I'm in and I have to share it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
who up being trapped in a state of eternal horror
In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Have You Seen This Hamster?
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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In honor of Sonic Rush's 20th anniversary, we dug into the archives and found some original concept art of Blaze the Cat! Enjoy!
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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In Super Mario 64, parts of Lethal Lava Land are actually made out of leather, which simply appears to be stone due to the low resolution of the textures.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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At my locals. 0-2ers will be punished with forced feminization
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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no youtube that's not, that's not what I'm looking for
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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If you encounter a Decor Pikmin before rescuing Dingo, the game gives you this ominous ass message

"You've detected a mysterious Pikmin" like goddamn dude that's a Pikmin in a funny hat not Bigfoot
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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being clumsy with good reflexes is one of the funniest possible combinations because it means you're inevitably going to full-force punt your own phone
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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we live in a timeline where tails gets trolled has been acknowledged by the american government
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM