Soft In The Conch
@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
Wow people on the San Diego sub Reddit are really roasting the NBC weather rat because they could see his wiener through his trousers on the 6 o’clock news last night. They think he needs underwear.
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Wow people on the San Diego sub Reddit are really roasting the NBC weather rat because they could see his wiener through his trousers on the 6 o’clock news last night. They think he needs underwear.
Am I the only person that doesn’t have a Costco or Sam’s Club membership?
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Am I the only person that doesn’t have a Costco or Sam’s Club membership?
Been in the kitchen all day making roasted carrot soup and marinated homemade beef jerky. I haven't even gotten to tonight's dinner.
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Been in the kitchen all day making roasted carrot soup and marinated homemade beef jerky. I haven't even gotten to tonight's dinner.
The hottest summer I ever spent was a winter in San Diego. 81 on my lunch walk. And it’s going to be extra warm for like a week.
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The hottest summer I ever spent was a winter in San Diego. 81 on my lunch walk. And it’s going to be extra warm for like a week.
I probably shouldn't put Brussels sprouts on top of black bean soup tonight, but oh well.
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I probably shouldn't put Brussels sprouts on top of black bean soup tonight, but oh well.
The bean soup I made for lunch this week is destroying my innards, but I can't just throw it out.
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The bean soup I made for lunch this week is destroying my innards, but I can't just throw it out.
Just found out the head and neck surgeon and I need to see is already booking appointments as far out as June. See you in the summer, doc.
January 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Just found out the head and neck surgeon and I need to see is already booking appointments as far out as June. See you in the summer, doc.
Thank god the search engine knows.
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Thank god the search engine knows.
I maintain that my washing schedule is very reasonable. Whites (towels and socks), colored clothes, and bed sheets each week. Every other week I wash kitchen towels, tablecloths and microfiber cleaning cloths. @baronfrosti.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I maintain that my washing schedule is very reasonable. Whites (towels and socks), colored clothes, and bed sheets each week. Every other week I wash kitchen towels, tablecloths and microfiber cleaning cloths. @baronfrosti.bsky.social
I feel very tied to my kitchen like I'm the galley cook on an old sailing ship. As soon as I cook and clean up the kitchen, I'm making a mess for the next meal. No wonder people eat out all the time.
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I feel very tied to my kitchen like I'm the galley cook on an old sailing ship. As soon as I cook and clean up the kitchen, I'm making a mess for the next meal. No wonder people eat out all the time.
No little show from @bigfattyonline.bsky.social in the iturds today. I have to use the wwws.
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
No little show from @bigfattyonline.bsky.social in the iturds today. I have to use the wwws.
Customer service is at an all time low. I had follow up with my dentist on my crown. Oh it's in, do you want to come in today? I had to follow up with my doctor on results. I had to correct an insurance quote that was wrong! Hell in a hand basket!
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Customer service is at an all time low. I had follow up with my dentist on my crown. Oh it's in, do you want to come in today? I had to follow up with my doctor on results. I had to correct an insurance quote that was wrong! Hell in a hand basket!
Mr. K was born the same year as me, you cradle robber!
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Mr. K was born the same year as me, you cradle robber!
I broke down and put the heat on. It was 54 inside.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I broke down and put the heat on. It was 54 inside.
Got an email from the utility company saying congratulations we’re adding $20 each month for electricity delivery and $2 for gas. It was 56 inside when I woke up. Only 57 now. I added some weatherstripping around two windows, but I don’t think it will help.
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Got an email from the utility company saying congratulations we’re adding $20 each month for electricity delivery and $2 for gas. It was 56 inside when I woke up. Only 57 now. I added some weatherstripping around two windows, but I don’t think it will help.
Where do old ladies buy their starlight peppermint candies? Not at Target because I looked.
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Where do old ladies buy their starlight peppermint candies? Not at Target because I looked.
I haven’t run my heater at all today. The high inside was 64.
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I haven’t run my heater at all today. The high inside was 64.
The ice cream man hasn’t switched over from Christmas music yet.
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The ice cream man hasn’t switched over from Christmas music yet.
It's too warm and humid out. Tell the weather rat to hold the soup and send Mai Thais instead.
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It's too warm and humid out. Tell the weather rat to hold the soup and send Mai Thais instead.
I made the mistake of exercising and now everything hurts.
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I made the mistake of exercising and now everything hurts.
Gas report from last night before getting on the road, $4.20 a gallon. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gas report from last night before getting on the road, $4.20 a gallon. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
I’m already in bed in my flannel pjs at 7 pm. This is how you fight the greedy fat cat corporate utility pigs.
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m already in bed in my flannel pjs at 7 pm. This is how you fight the greedy fat cat corporate utility pigs.
Well, out with the Christmas candy and bring on the Valentine's candy.
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Well, out with the Christmas candy and bring on the Valentine's candy.
Christmas dinner was a success. I was going to make Yorkshire puddings, but it was too much. Maybe on the weekend.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Christmas dinner was a success. I was going to make Yorkshire puddings, but it was too much. Maybe on the weekend.
Well it’s Fourth of July here at 12:16 am.
a fireworks display with purple and green fireworks exploding in the night sky
ALT: a fireworks display with purple and green fireworks exploding in the night sky
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December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Well it’s Fourth of July here at 12:16 am.