Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄
@softgryff.bsky.social
Fuck off minors. 18+, just to show you I'm serious I'll make it 21+ 35yo Disabled Navy (OEF+OND) Former IT Radioman, Father and Donk. Alphabet Mafia (Pan Polyam), has beeg cow wife Hammah 💖
I bet Tiger King is looking at Straw's pardon like Homer here.
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I bet Tiger King is looking at Straw's pardon like Homer here.
Tomorrow is @thehammahnator.bsky.social and my 1st wedding anniversary! We have been together for over 2000 days, 7 years of moving across the US, laughing, crying, and raising our son. We are the happiest we've ever been. I love you Dawn 💜🐮! I Can't wait to live our Fallout dreams here in LV. 🫏🫰💕💖🐮
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tomorrow is @thehammahnator.bsky.social and my 1st wedding anniversary! We have been together for over 2000 days, 7 years of moving across the US, laughing, crying, and raising our son. We are the happiest we've ever been. I love you Dawn 💜🐮! I Can't wait to live our Fallout dreams here in LV. 🫏🫰💕💖🐮
No new pictures, i am here mentally.
September 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No new pictures, i am here mentally.
Me today hearing the news after taking a nap:
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me today hearing the news after taking a nap:
If you see this, post a robot.
Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖
Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If you see this, post a robot.
Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖
Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖
This month has been wild. Kiddo started kindergarten and we've been catching up on everything. We don't have a car so we've been walking and busing everywhere. Absolutely love how pretty this place is, even if it's 100°f+ we can get everywhere/thing we need.
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This month has been wild. Kiddo started kindergarten and we've been catching up on everything. We don't have a car so we've been walking and busing everywhere. Absolutely love how pretty this place is, even if it's 100°f+ we can get everywhere/thing we need.
Bonus 4 because fuck it these are still some of my favorite albums of all time.
July 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Bonus 4 because fuck it these are still some of my favorite albums of all time.
Almost cried thinking about how these albums shaped teenage me. I can remember the SMELL of the Zune that i put these albums on. i can still FEEL the big button that was smoothed away from constant use.
July 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Almost cried thinking about how these albums shaped teenage me. I can remember the SMELL of the Zune that i put these albums on. i can still FEEL the big button that was smoothed away from constant use.
My wife (borat voice)
Love wife, put wife in phone!
Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol
Love wife, put wife in phone!
Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol
July 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My wife (borat voice)
Love wife, put wife in phone!
Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol
Love wife, put wife in phone!
Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol
Yep that is 💯 correct just ask @thehammahslammah.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Yep that is 💯 correct just ask @thehammahslammah.bsky.social
This fucking week...so much that i cant get into. It's to help our son, but there's nothing more stressful than meeting with 3 different agencies everyday this week. Cant wait until payday next month, we need a break and medicine. I need a joint, döner kebab, and a hug when this is done. 🫏💜
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This fucking week...so much that i cant get into. It's to help our son, but there's nothing more stressful than meeting with 3 different agencies everyday this week. Cant wait until payday next month, we need a break and medicine. I need a joint, döner kebab, and a hug when this is done. 🫏💜
Happy 7/10 or OIL day! Smoke a huge one for all us dankrupt homies. Do it for all us tummy hurters without the electric cabbage to keep the government away. Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies!
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Happy 7/10 or OIL day! Smoke a huge one for all us dankrupt homies. Do it for all us tummy hurters without the electric cabbage to keep the government away. Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies!
Hopefully, what I'm told 💜
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hopefully, what I'm told 💜
Yay! Cow wife stream!
July 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Yay! Cow wife stream!
You are always there for me and your warmth lights up every room you are in. Also you are so cute, and I want your ass spread on my face like alouette. 🫏💜🐄
July 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You are always there for me and your warmth lights up every room you are in. Also you are so cute, and I want your ass spread on my face like alouette. 🫏💜🐄
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies.
July 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies.
Don't worry, I'll help take care of you 💜🫏🥜💦🐄
July 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Don't worry, I'll help take care of you 💜🫏🥜💦🐄
This is a reminder to get yourself a treat-snack to deal with the fireworks tomorrow.
Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇
Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇
July 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is a reminder to get yourself a treat-snack to deal with the fireworks tomorrow.
Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇
Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇
@hammahofdawn.bsky.social made some bombass spam rice with mixed veggies. 🤤🍚
July 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@hammahofdawn.bsky.social made some bombass spam rice with mixed veggies. 🤤🍚
Don't forget to blow cinnamon around and thru your doorways today, homies. Manifest luck, manifest results, and manifest yo'self. Hydrate, eat a food, and be kind to your own progress.
July 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Don't forget to blow cinnamon around and thru your doorways today, homies. Manifest luck, manifest results, and manifest yo'self. Hydrate, eat a food, and be kind to your own progress.
