ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SOCKS yes my shelf throne is back WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING AT ME ah there we go WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME

WHY IS IT AFTER MIDNIGHT maestro enters MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ah the classics

KIBBLE FUTURES ARE DROPPING RAPIDLY saw the empty bag in kitchen OUTLOOK CLOUDY FOR STARVING SOCKINGTON hitting refresh on kibble report HELLO HELLO

HUP HOOOOOOOOOO OUT OF THE CLOUDS well time for round two A WONDERFUL SECOND CHANCE TO GET THINGS RIGHT wup woah ALREADY SCREWED IT UP