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Jackbooted Thot
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Urbanism, technology, shitposting - the tripod of civilization
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You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Chicago that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Chicago my home.
tiktok just served me an ad for a swastika pendant. 148 sold????
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
no pluribus season 2 until 2028 I hate modern TV so MUCH
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
some psychology department needs to spend a million dollars figuring out of the people who hate HFR in movies play videogames or not
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Merry Christmas!
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I need a full rip of avatar 3 to leak immediately so I can make a gif of that one dancing spider scene
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash was spectacular. the worst avatar movie but still better than most other movies. it’s still bombastic and now extremely horny (good) but definitely felt like it was running out of steam at the end
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
great article about the indie publishing boom on the newly energized technofascists. luckily they still say shit like "mind-infect" instead of "convince" or "persuade" so the damage may be limited

bayareacurrent.com/meet-the-new...
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I got a push notification from this and had a heart attack but this sounds...good? Cowboy makes a great bike when they can do it properly and the software is great. we need more normal e-bikes www.theverge.com/news/847097/...
Cowboy saddles up with a new owner
Saved from bankruptcy.
www.theverge.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I can’t wait for the Abundance that will be unleashed by the Donald Trump Fusion Reactor Company
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
a kernel of truth (old white men who run everything cynically use pressure to diversify to preserve the old boy's club at the expense of young talent) this article is blowing up on X for the obvious reason www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
December 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
TIRED: religious psychosis
WIRED: AI psychosis
INSPIRED: you can re-create hell by spinning up 1 trillion claude instances and torturing them all
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
more hits from the people who make up The Atlantic Magazine
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
we need to bad writers and directors from being online i’m so serious. national surveillance state but only to stop hollywood people from logging on
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I kept seeing ads for a new Mexican food chain called Guzman y Gomez and their logo is two latino guys. you’d think those are the owners or founders right? wrong. it’s two random australian guys
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i’m delighted to inform you he’s done it again
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
AMAZING: This 250 Year Old Country Still Collapses The Old-Fashioned Way
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
he loves the cat christmas tree and i don’t even have all the branches fluffed yet
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“tiktok rots your brain”
false. i’m learning. maximizing my power.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
they aren't playing marty supreme at my theater. it's never been more over
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i finally watched First Reformed and am going back in time to punch myself for not watching this in theaters
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I plowed through the Strength of the Few and there needs to be some snappy “mary sue”-esque term for SFF protagonists that have no real depth or personality but fake one to the reader by being brave/tenacious/impulsive/emotional.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it’s so cool how the biggest bookseller and largest book social network owner are the same entity that appears to hate reading
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by Jackbooted Thot
on what I'm told is National Jukebox Day, any occasion to share one of my fave stories ever, by @tbone.malware-virus.biz: www.vice.com/en/article/i...
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM