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J.D. looks at a leather sofa that way.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
J.D. looks at a leather sofa that way.
The best way to handle Trump is to butter him up, and point out weaknesses of his minions that he recognizes but doesn't see in himself:
"You know NYC, Mr. President. I'm not sure Stephen Miller understands that revenues depend on people having fun in a city larger than life. That's why we need..."
"You know NYC, Mr. President. I'm not sure Stephen Miller understands that revenues depend on people having fun in a city larger than life. That's why we need..."
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The best way to handle Trump is to butter him up, and point out weaknesses of his minions that he recognizes but doesn't see in himself:
"You know NYC, Mr. President. I'm not sure Stephen Miller understands that revenues depend on people having fun in a city larger than life. That's why we need..."
"You know NYC, Mr. President. I'm not sure Stephen Miller understands that revenues depend on people having fun in a city larger than life. That's why we need..."
Stephen Miller needs a wedgie.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stephen Miller needs a wedgie.
It's a Horaffe!
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's a Horaffe!
Time for Putin to be disappeared.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time for Putin to be disappeared.
Imagine being that wealthy and this is the self-absorbed shit you focus on. What a loser.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine being that wealthy and this is the self-absorbed shit you focus on. What a loser.
Lack of fealty to Trump is their only measure. Disgusting.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lack of fealty to Trump is their only measure. Disgusting.
Trump absolutely loves that these guys worship money and will do whatever it takes transactionally to protect the House of Saud royal family dynasty. Any. Means. Necessary.
Fuck all of these amoral assholes.
Fuck all of these amoral assholes.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Trump absolutely loves that these guys worship money and will do whatever it takes transactionally to protect the House of Saud royal family dynasty. Any. Means. Necessary.
Fuck all of these amoral assholes.
Fuck all of these amoral assholes.
To Trump and Miller, his authority is absolute and to question it is punishable.
Fealty to Trump... the only measure.
Well... fuck that.
Fealty to Trump... the only measure.
Well... fuck that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
To Trump and Miller, his authority is absolute and to question it is punishable.
Fealty to Trump... the only measure.
Well... fuck that.
Fealty to Trump... the only measure.
Well... fuck that.
Just please don't give them the Mar a Lago ducky lips...
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Just please don't give them the Mar a Lago ducky lips...
His grave will be visited by thousands with full bladders for sure.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
His grave will be visited by thousands with full bladders for sure.
That overbite...
What a creepy ugly dude.
What a creepy ugly dude.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
That overbite...
What a creepy ugly dude.
What a creepy ugly dude.
I think he's just a beta candy ass.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I think he's just a beta candy ass.
Johnson should get a public wedgie
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Johnson should get a public wedgie
He needs to be exiled.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He needs to be exiled.
So what you're saying here is that they really aren't extinct, just mam-moth-balled???
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So what you're saying here is that they really aren't extinct, just mam-moth-balled???
His own kid...
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
His own kid...
That someone could be his own mother or child.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That someone could be his own mother or child.
Might let John Hinckley know that Trump had a crush on Jodie Foster...
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Might let John Hinckley know that Trump had a crush on Jodie Foster...
It's time to bring back the Wedgie as corporal punishment... starting with Mike Johnson.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's time to bring back the Wedgie as corporal punishment... starting with Mike Johnson.
Better yet, let's make Congress have to publicly disclose 7 days in advance of their trades to end the majority of insider trading in America. And... hold them to those fucking trades, LOL.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Better yet, let's make Congress have to publicly disclose 7 days in advance of their trades to end the majority of insider trading in America. And... hold them to those fucking trades, LOL.
Speaking of punting, that head of his would spiral nicely with a long hang time.
Just sayin...
Just sayin...
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Speaking of punting, that head of his would spiral nicely with a long hang time.
Just sayin...
Just sayin...