James Roach
@sober-poet.bsky.social
Trans. Queer. Sober. Published poet. EIC for @inkandmarrowlit on Instagram. Living on stolen land in St. Louis. 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
Ooooh fancy cold fit.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ooooh fancy cold fit.
I absolutely thought for a second that you’ve had 28 cat accidents and I vowed to NEVER let you drive me ANYWHERE.
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I absolutely thought for a second that you’ve had 28 cat accidents and I vowed to NEVER let you drive me ANYWHERE.
69 new plants. Nice.
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
69 new plants. Nice.
I honestly thought you meant how many billionaires can we kill as possibly as we can and…that’s a mood.
February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I honestly thought you meant how many billionaires can we kill as possibly as we can and…that’s a mood.
Calm down with that exorbitant spending!
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Calm down with that exorbitant spending!
Good job! If I ever got cancer, I’d be hilarious about it.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Good job! If I ever got cancer, I’d be hilarious about it.
That child is 53 years old and owns a Jewish deli.
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That child is 53 years old and owns a Jewish deli.
In the last 2 years, 5 relatives have died. I no longer answer my phone.
January 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In the last 2 years, 5 relatives have died. I no longer answer my phone.
According to science, plants grow better with music or singing.
And the smell of freshly mowed grass is actually a signal that grass sends out when there’s danger. The danger being quick be-headings.
And the smell of freshly mowed grass is actually a signal that grass sends out when there’s danger. The danger being quick be-headings.
January 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
According to science, plants grow better with music or singing.
And the smell of freshly mowed grass is actually a signal that grass sends out when there’s danger. The danger being quick be-headings.
And the smell of freshly mowed grass is actually a signal that grass sends out when there’s danger. The danger being quick be-headings.
Ma’am (respectfully)…that is an all the time dessert. You’re doing great. Good job.
January 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ma’am (respectfully)…that is an all the time dessert. You’re doing great. Good job.
Ooooooh that’s gonna be a poem. I will absolutely credit you if it gets published, Raccoon Overlord.
January 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ooooooh that’s gonna be a poem. I will absolutely credit you if it gets published, Raccoon Overlord.
