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🌿 Allie ⚜️
@soapsmoker.bsky.social
· Oct 31
CHECK THIS FUCKING SHIT MY BUDDY & DID FOR ME. IS THIS NOT THE SICKEST SHIT YOUVE EVER SEEN?
So much sad shit has happened to me that I just like, conceptualize as funny or as matter of fact but then I’ll go to say it and I’m like “oh…”
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So much sad shit has happened to me that I just like, conceptualize as funny or as matter of fact but then I’ll go to say it and I’m like “oh…”
Inside thought. Inside thought. Inside thought.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Inside thought. Inside thought. Inside thought.
Ah found a dopamine button. I should press that as often as possible
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ah found a dopamine button. I should press that as often as possible
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It’s ok, bunnies don’t bite
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It’s ok, bunnies don’t bite
Working OT in the cuddle factory
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Working OT in the cuddle factory
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burying my face in my pillow and it’s so soft. I want to live here forever
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
burying my face in my pillow and it’s so soft. I want to live here forever
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Communists shit the bed now I gotta change my Lenins
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Communists shit the bed now I gotta change my Lenins
It’s becuase my handle was killed like a sacrificial lamb. So fucked up. I would like a cute stupid domain again
My search profile button is broke and now only shows me furry porn
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s becuase my handle was killed like a sacrificial lamb. So fucked up. I would like a cute stupid domain again
I think that I am the perfect amount of annoying
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I think that I am the perfect amount of annoying
Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nobody ever lets you hold it while they piss anymore. This is so sad.
I need to watch lain
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I need to watch lain
I get to experience and express so many flavors of love it’s so beautiful wtf
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I get to experience and express so many flavors of love it’s so beautiful wtf
My search profile button is broke and now only shows me furry porn
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My search profile button is broke and now only shows me furry porn
One of my favorite things about my partner is how often they want to touch hands
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
One of my favorite things about my partner is how often they want to touch hands
JJK is really fun to sign
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
JJK is really fun to sign
Nobody wants to bounce on it anymore
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Nobody wants to bounce on it anymore
Do you think Optimus prime is an egg?
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Do you think Optimus prime is an egg?
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Listen I’m sorry but I fuckin hate Holden Caulfield
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Listen I’m sorry but I fuckin hate Holden Caulfield
My body is a machine that turns Cappuccinos into drank Cappuccinos
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My body is a machine that turns Cappuccinos into drank Cappuccinos
I have been so fucking stupid
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have been so fucking stupid
Girl who has basically worn the same outfit for the last week
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Girl who has basically worn the same outfit for the last week
THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
THEY JUST BOOTS DOWNED A SECOND HOUSE
Dawg Daniel Craig is so fucking good in knives out it gets me every time
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Dawg Daniel Craig is so fucking good in knives out it gets me every time