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god's weakest twink ✨
@soakednoodles.bsky.social
🐉🍜 Vent/IRL AD side account of someone you know ;)
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hey hi hello!! this will probably be a placeholder until I get my fursuit at some point in the near future but expect to see:

- being unbashedly horny w/ other accounts
- cute twinks :3c
- venting (expect a LOT of this lmfao)
- probably no hogposting until 🔒 but we'll see!!
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puppy got new undies :3

#murrsuit #nsfw
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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ugh this thing takes forever to fill up dude
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
ugh this thing takes forever to fill up dude
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
hmmm i wonder if i should post that video of me blasting fat ropes here
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Here's the nibbler
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Turned on all night
Get hot
That's a fire hazard

#fursuitfriday
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
need someone to take care of this while i wfh.... ugh...
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
should film more ws stuff in my fursuit teehee
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
been feeling kinda weird and forlorn today but i don't think i can truly be fwb with people because i have attachment issues... i feel like i have so much capacity for love with nobody to really channel it to i guess
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
tang hulu beer with hotpot in my undies goes pretty hard ngl
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Well if you're just gonna stare I may as well give you a better view :3c

#fursuirfriday
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Here is the Marking Kinktober piece for Fynath and Momo. Looks like Fynath got outcompeted in the drinking contest.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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It's the first time for one of them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do you think this is a good angle of me?~ ✨
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey, wanna get silly together? 💕
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
need more twinks in my dms..
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Nothing like some beers on the beach, letting the breeze blow over you~ So cheers let’s relish the moment~ 🍻

It’s been a long time coming but she’s finally done, redesigned one of ky oldest OCs Coventina and yall im in love! I hope you all like her just as much too!

#nsfw #furrynsfw #pubes
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Let's snuggle together in the sun 💕
#fursuitfriday
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
raeny seems to be between a hard spot ... 😵‍💫
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
they're doing this to me at the function 😵‍💫
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
it kinda sucks wanting to do stuff with people you seem to be on the same wavelength with in DMs but when you actually meet up in person they go like erm nah and it makes me feel really undesirable and wishing I never really bothered at all
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
that twink at the bar after a single seltzer:
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Raeny tries his best to take control of the situation but it looks like Kel had other plans in mind... 😵‍💫

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October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Raeny tries his best to take control of the situation but it looks like Kel had other plans in mind... 😵‍💫

📸: ulf
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
got to watch a cute guy pee at the function yesterday, this is truly a peak con ✨
October 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM