SnozzWanger
@snozzwanger.bsky.social
Stunned it’s come to this and incredibly apologetic for my state inflicting MTG upon the world. 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈
Gud bevare Grønland og Gud bevare Danmark! 🇬🇱 🇩🇰
Gud bevare Grønland og Gud bevare Danmark! 🇬🇱 🇩🇰
For 57 years, CBS’s 60 Minutes was an hour-long program dedicated to in-depth, long-form investigative reporting. & featuring rotating hosts & reporters - even journalists from other outlets.
On December 21, 2025, the network’s new owners abruptly introduced 60 Minutes’ new travel & feature focus.
On December 21, 2025, the network’s new owners abruptly introduced 60 Minutes’ new travel & feature focus.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
For 57 years, CBS’s 60 Minutes was an hour-long program dedicated to in-depth, long-form investigative reporting. & featuring rotating hosts & reporters - even journalists from other outlets.
On December 21, 2025, the network’s new owners abruptly introduced 60 Minutes’ new travel & feature focus.
On December 21, 2025, the network’s new owners abruptly introduced 60 Minutes’ new travel & feature focus.
So ready.
2029 should be fun!
2029 should be fun!
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So ready.
2029 should be fun!
2029 should be fun!
The board he appointed and the board he named himself chairman of surprised him with something he’s been mentioning for months.
Planning ahead for January 20, 2029.
Planning ahead for January 20, 2029.
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The board he appointed and the board he named himself chairman of surprised him with something he’s been mentioning for months.
Planning ahead for January 20, 2029.
Planning ahead for January 20, 2029.
Hoping my stocking is long enough. I’m planning ahead for a busy first half of 2029.
Institute of Peace, Kennedy Center, Oval Office, Rose Garden, big gilt East Wing Shoebox. We’re going to have our hands full!
Institute of Peace, Kennedy Center, Oval Office, Rose Garden, big gilt East Wing Shoebox. We’re going to have our hands full!
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hoping my stocking is long enough. I’m planning ahead for a busy first half of 2029.
Institute of Peace, Kennedy Center, Oval Office, Rose Garden, big gilt East Wing Shoebox. We’re going to have our hands full!
Institute of Peace, Kennedy Center, Oval Office, Rose Garden, big gilt East Wing Shoebox. We’re going to have our hands full!
The campaign to steal Georgia votes for Trump was relentless.
The idea that we just really disliked the man is just beyond their ken.
We REALLY dislike the man.
The idea that we just really disliked the man is just beyond their ken.
We REALLY dislike the man.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The campaign to steal Georgia votes for Trump was relentless.
The idea that we just really disliked the man is just beyond their ken.
We REALLY dislike the man.
The idea that we just really disliked the man is just beyond their ken.
We REALLY dislike the man.
We could slash the CBP employee budget if the Trump White House just posted charts in embassies and at border checkpoints with sections marked Admit, Deny, Investigate, and Arrest.
It’s where we end up, whether Kristi Noem’s ICE & CBP admit it publicly or not.
It’s where we end up, whether Kristi Noem’s ICE & CBP admit it publicly or not.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We could slash the CBP employee budget if the Trump White House just posted charts in embassies and at border checkpoints with sections marked Admit, Deny, Investigate, and Arrest.
It’s where we end up, whether Kristi Noem’s ICE & CBP admit it publicly or not.
It’s where we end up, whether Kristi Noem’s ICE & CBP admit it publicly or not.
Wednesday December 10, 2025.
Donald Trump woke up this morning & he chose for the 324th time not to release the Epstein Files.
🇺🇸
(Trump did tell us to buy less food, dolls, & pencils, because his economy is not the problem, we are. Then he stole a Venezuelan oil tanker in the Caribbean.)
Donald Trump woke up this morning & he chose for the 324th time not to release the Epstein Files.
🇺🇸
(Trump did tell us to buy less food, dolls, & pencils, because his economy is not the problem, we are. Then he stole a Venezuelan oil tanker in the Caribbean.)
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wednesday December 10, 2025.
Donald Trump woke up this morning & he chose for the 324th time not to release the Epstein Files.
🇺🇸
(Trump did tell us to buy less food, dolls, & pencils, because his economy is not the problem, we are. Then he stole a Venezuelan oil tanker in the Caribbean.)
Donald Trump woke up this morning & he chose for the 324th time not to release the Epstein Files.
🇺🇸
(Trump did tell us to buy less food, dolls, & pencils, because his economy is not the problem, we are. Then he stole a Venezuelan oil tanker in the Caribbean.)
Seems a bit late to me- I’d hoped before Veterans Day. Irony died and we’ve already had its funeral.
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Seems a bit late to me- I’d hoped before Veterans Day. Irony died and we’ve already had its funeral.
For your 2025 consideration as both
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For your 2025 consideration as both
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
They issued orders that were perfectly legal only they didn’t issue the orders but totally could have it’s just one guy on a boat somewhere did it on his own which he was completely allowed to do since no one above him said to kill those dirty, evil, druggie rats we absolutely did not at all murder.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They issued orders that were perfectly legal only they didn’t issue the orders but totally could have it’s just one guy on a boat somewhere did it on his own which he was completely allowed to do since no one above him said to kill those dirty, evil, druggie rats we absolutely did not at all murder.
I dunno, Fox News - looks a lot more like a 9th Cabinet Meeting was happening around Trump.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I dunno, Fox News - looks a lot more like a 9th Cabinet Meeting was happening around Trump.
Tuesday December 2, 2025
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tuesday December 2, 2025
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
The President, House GOP, Dr Oz, RFKj? ALL made promises about the tax cuts for the rich & the BBB.
5 months ago.
LMFAO
Premium notice from my Part D provider 5 days ago (7x increase), the new copay schedule today.
My 2026 Medicare Part D will cost
5 TIMES MORE THAN MY TOTAL SSD.
#SaveACA #Medicare
5 months ago.
LMFAO
Premium notice from my Part D provider 5 days ago (7x increase), the new copay schedule today.
My 2026 Medicare Part D will cost
5 TIMES MORE THAN MY TOTAL SSD.
#SaveACA #Medicare
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
TLDR: Benny Johnson calls Trump ‘daddy’ in his dreams and (despite all evidence to the contrary) ‘President of the world’ in public
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
TLDR: Benny Johnson calls Trump ‘daddy’ in his dreams and (despite all evidence to the contrary) ‘President of the world’ in public
Not entirely Bondi’s fault, though. Those ball room stages and extra bathrooms aren’t going to fill themselves, you know.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not entirely Bondi’s fault, though. Those ball room stages and extra bathrooms aren’t going to fill themselves, you know.
Can’t shake the nagging feeling that it might be time for a reboot, although the new tamed, at heel CBS is probably a non-starter.
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Can’t shake the nagging feeling that it might be time for a reboot, although the new tamed, at heel CBS is probably a non-starter.
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
Really, @washingtonpost.com? Republicans had ‘plans’ to replace Obamacare?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Really, @washingtonpost.com? Republicans had ‘plans’ to replace Obamacare?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
Hungry children. Cancelled travel. Unanswered phones. Unsafe food.
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hungry children. Cancelled travel. Unanswered phones. Unsafe food.
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Falsified ‘medical reports.’
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Falsified ‘medical reports.’
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Funny, right? Seriously!
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Funny, right? Seriously!
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
The older he gets the closer he drifts towards Stolen Biography, where instead of calling out the false parts it’s the honesty that’s pointed out, like gold flakes in a pan of sand.
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The older he gets the closer he drifts towards Stolen Biography, where instead of calling out the false parts it’s the honesty that’s pointed out, like gold flakes in a pan of sand.
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
Ridiculous.
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ridiculous.
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
NONE of our new, un-uniformed, masked, unidentifiable, armed ‘agents’ on DHS’ ICE payroll have been trained. They don’t know the laws, the rights of those ‘detained’; they zip tie children, destroy private property, & many apparently know nothing at all about their firearms.
And deport dishwashers.
And deport dishwashers.
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
NONE of our new, un-uniformed, masked, unidentifiable, armed ‘agents’ on DHS’ ICE payroll have been trained. They don’t know the laws, the rights of those ‘detained’; they zip tie children, destroy private property, & many apparently know nothing at all about their firearms.
And deport dishwashers.
And deport dishwashers.
Idly wondering if Trump’s stolen more money from charities than he’s ever given.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Idly wondering if Trump’s stolen more money from charities than he’s ever given.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.