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“Will lie and perjure for pardon, also please include trafficking, lying, and perjury when pardoning”

“We’ve moved the goalposts posts from one insanely unachievable goal to an equally unachievable goal that sounds better to you - but remember, we totally didn’t fail and we totally didn’t lie to you and soak up tax dollars for the other thing.”

Assuming American Idiot is 💯 on the playlist but hope they make a stronger statement on what’s become an international stage.

MAGA: Autism is off the charts due to vaccines, Trump will save us!!!

Trump: Tylenol’s fueling the autism outbreak!!!

OZ: Actually, autism’s fake and it’s just a scam!!!

MAGA: Trump saved us 🙄

Basically “It’s unacceptable they require us to follow the law and respect people’s rights”

Meanwhile, the government 👇👇👇

…and I ask, yet again…

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 🙄