Conscripted Matriarch
snowsandals.bsky.social
Conscripted Matriarch
@snowsandals.bsky.social
Poverty attorney, Unfortunate soothsayer, CA and NY, She/Her/Ya’ll/Duuuuude
I almost said March 31st lol
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Perd is a great choice
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh and Pawnee specific thing: The city hall murals/Pawnee’s relationship with the Native American tribes and how uncomfortable it makes Leslie
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Joke: The whole gang walking to the podium on the ice rink but the red carpet is too short <cue Gloria Estefan>
Side Character: Donna
Episode: S3E13 “The Fight”
Main Character: Ron
Line: “Fine leather goods”
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Conscripted Matriarch
The parts of Christianity we've invested ENTIRELY too much time in

Who going with who
where do they "be" putting "it"
who gets to preach the sermons
which method of baptism
How many ethically consenting and informed "boos" you running

none of which make you a better Christian
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM