Jim Snowden
@snowdenwriter.bsky.social
Crabby, intermittently amusing wiseass, exiled from Muskland. Writes stuff. Acts in stuff. He/him.
How about just TP, Donald. TP for my bunghole.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
How about just TP, Donald. TP for my bunghole.
For me it isn’t, but the guy who needs to understand it is befuddled by magnets. Whoever explains it to him will have to get incredibly basic. Basic beyond belief.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
For me it isn’t, but the guy who needs to understand it is befuddled by magnets. Whoever explains it to him will have to get incredibly basic. Basic beyond belief.
I’m glad he’s coming but five’ll get you two it was Angel that sucked me into this in the first place.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’m glad he’s coming but five’ll get you two it was Angel that sucked me into this in the first place.
I refuse to take sartorial advice from an administration headed by this.
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I refuse to take sartorial advice from an administration headed by this.
Oooh! I hate those questions!
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oooh! I hate those questions!
“And if he doesn’t find anything except stuff that points to you, I’ll fire him, trash his reputation, and turn the investigation over to the busty, Mar-a-Lago member hack with a bar card of your choice.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“And if he doesn’t find anything except stuff that points to you, I’ll fire him, trash his reputation, and turn the investigation over to the busty, Mar-a-Lago member hack with a bar card of your choice.”
Why, Donald, you seem a few ticks bitchier than usual. What’s the matter, big fart? You okay?
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why, Donald, you seem a few ticks bitchier than usual. What’s the matter, big fart? You okay?
Evan, the question that confronts you is why you ever believed him. The answer is you wanted to, but again why?
It is at this point that you must confront the truth that you, Evan, dear Evan, are a hateful, stupid shitgibbon, and you liked Trump because he reflected your bigoted idiocy back at you.
It is at this point that you must confront the truth that you, Evan, dear Evan, are a hateful, stupid shitgibbon, and you liked Trump because he reflected your bigoted idiocy back at you.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Evan, the question that confronts you is why you ever believed him. The answer is you wanted to, but again why?
It is at this point that you must confront the truth that you, Evan, dear Evan, are a hateful, stupid shitgibbon, and you liked Trump because he reflected your bigoted idiocy back at you.
It is at this point that you must confront the truth that you, Evan, dear Evan, are a hateful, stupid shitgibbon, and you liked Trump because he reflected your bigoted idiocy back at you.
Donald, you know how I know you’re full of shit here?
1. Shortly after the financial crash of 2008, I looked into going on SNAP to tide me through because people weren’t paying me, but gave up because it was too complicated for too little.
2. If money for nothing was a thing, you’d have used it.
1. Shortly after the financial crash of 2008, I looked into going on SNAP to tide me through because people weren’t paying me, but gave up because it was too complicated for too little.
2. If money for nothing was a thing, you’d have used it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Donald, you know how I know you’re full of shit here?
1. Shortly after the financial crash of 2008, I looked into going on SNAP to tide me through because people weren’t paying me, but gave up because it was too complicated for too little.
2. If money for nothing was a thing, you’d have used it.
1. Shortly after the financial crash of 2008, I looked into going on SNAP to tide me through because people weren’t paying me, but gave up because it was too complicated for too little.
2. If money for nothing was a thing, you’d have used it.
Angus King’s motto:
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Angus King’s motto:
“Come to my dimension. It’s fun over here.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“Come to my dimension. It’s fun over here.”
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Meanwhile, spare a thought for two more 2026 first round players who’ll be sucked into black hole that is the New York Jets.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Meanwhile, spare a thought for two more 2026 first round players who’ll be sucked into black hole that is the New York Jets.
Y’know, we have to accept that there are a lot of voters in this country who just ain’t right.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Y’know, we have to accept that there are a lot of voters in this country who just ain’t right.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(5/20)
#Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(5/20)
#Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(5/20)
#Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(5/20)
#Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
Voir dire question: Has any sandwich ever taken a bite out of you?
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Voir dire question: Has any sandwich ever taken a bite out of you?
Aw. What a sweetie the head of the Heritage Foundation is. I’m going to get him a nice fruit basket.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Aw. What a sweetie the head of the Heritage Foundation is. I’m going to get him a nice fruit basket.
“And they need to restore the prince I’ve been in touch with, and not just because he’s promised me a cut of his fortune.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“And they need to restore the prince I’ve been in touch with, and not just because he’s promised me a cut of his fortune.”
Erica, I’m afraid I can’t congratulate you on your taste in men.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Erica, I’m afraid I can’t congratulate you on your taste in men.
If there were a Chris Rufo of the left, it’d suck because it’d mean organizing an around BS. We’ve seen what that’s done to one major party. We don’t need to double our misery.
As for Platner, if a populist is “strategically imperative,” then so is finding one without Nazi ink. Do that.
As for Platner, if a populist is “strategically imperative,” then so is finding one without Nazi ink. Do that.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If there were a Chris Rufo of the left, it’d suck because it’d mean organizing an around BS. We’ve seen what that’s done to one major party. We don’t need to double our misery.
As for Platner, if a populist is “strategically imperative,” then so is finding one without Nazi ink. Do that.
As for Platner, if a populist is “strategically imperative,” then so is finding one without Nazi ink. Do that.
I suppose Matt also has trouble distinguishing any two Ss from the symbol for the Schutzstaffel.
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I suppose Matt also has trouble distinguishing any two Ss from the symbol for the Schutzstaffel.
Hey, Donald, if you tear down the rest of the White House you could put up this. Maybe you could arrange to have a replica of the Untersberg Massif built in D.C. to give you Hitler’s Alpine view.
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey, Donald, if you tear down the rest of the White House you could put up this. Maybe you could arrange to have a replica of the Untersberg Massif built in D.C. to give you Hitler’s Alpine view.