Christina Uticone
@snowcones.bsky.social
Girl detective. (She/her)
IAH is still a hot mess. If you fly United and have Premier Access and TSA-pre skip the C terminal and go to E and go back to C if that’s your gate. Just trust me.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
IAH is still a hot mess. If you fly United and have Premier Access and TSA-pre skip the C terminal and go to E and go back to C if that’s your gate. Just trust me.
Reposted by Christina Uticone
While I was playing around videoing airplanes flying under the aurora last night, I had my other camera taking stills. Here's 1661 stills connected covering 55 actual minutes. The bright, fast moving streaks are the airplanes. I sped this up faster than normal because we all have swiping to do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
While I was playing around videoing airplanes flying under the aurora last night, I had my other camera taking stills. Here's 1661 stills connected covering 55 actual minutes. The bright, fast moving streaks are the airplanes. I sped this up faster than normal because we all have swiping to do.
One of my hottest Houston take-out tips is - if you’re a fan of- Niko Niko’s lemony potatoes. You have to order extra with whatever you get so you can crisp them up in the oven the next day. Absolutely incredible.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One of my hottest Houston take-out tips is - if you’re a fan of- Niko Niko’s lemony potatoes. You have to order extra with whatever you get so you can crisp them up in the oven the next day. Absolutely incredible.
I'm going on a fun trip and Josh left today for a work trip but he brought Milo because he's staying with our friends and being home alone without my dog is WEIRD.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm going on a fun trip and Josh left today for a work trip but he brought Milo because he's staying with our friends and being home alone without my dog is WEIRD.
I've been waiting ALL DAY for my friend Morgan's aurora photo. This is from last night in Fairbanks, Alaska.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I've been waiting ALL DAY for my friend Morgan's aurora photo. This is from last night in Fairbanks, Alaska.
'the president is a robber' is amazing messaging
Leavitt: "We felt that was judicial overreach. You shouldn't tell the president which fund he has to rob because Democrats are holding the government hostage"
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
'the president is a robber' is amazing messaging
Well it looks like I'm making an absolute BEELINE to the University of Minnesota in 2026. Strega Nona is my favorite book of all time and I gift it to EVERY child in my life.
Strega Nona turns 50 — and her art lives in Minneapolis
The University of Minnesota’s Kerlan Collection is celebrating the 50th anniversary of Tomie dePaola’s beloved picture book “Strega Nona,” showcasing the original illustrations and highlighting Minnes...
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November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well it looks like I'm making an absolute BEELINE to the University of Minnesota in 2026. Strega Nona is my favorite book of all time and I gift it to EVERY child in my life.
New scientific method just dropped. It’s mostly vibes and shitposting.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
New scientific method just dropped. It’s mostly vibes and shitposting.
Still popping off at 5:30 am in St Cloud, MN, when Gavin took the dog for a walk.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Still popping off at 5:30 am in St Cloud, MN, when Gavin took the dog for a walk.
whut
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
whut
Pretty sweet aurora borealis show at my best friend’s house in St. Cloud, MN.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pretty sweet aurora borealis show at my best friend’s house in St. Cloud, MN.
Reproductive healthcare in your late 40s is a goddamn shitshow. Like - I am a human in a body that experiences pain. I shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get a less painful procedure that I, personally, can tolerate versus the one they tried that I could NOT tolerate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reproductive healthcare in your late 40s is a goddamn shitshow. Like - I am a human in a body that experiences pain. I shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get a less painful procedure that I, personally, can tolerate versus the one they tried that I could NOT tolerate.
One of the silliest Sundays of my entire life. I’m the luckiest gal alive.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
One of the silliest Sundays of my entire life. I’m the luckiest gal alive.
Just not me, Chuck Schumer.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just not me, Chuck Schumer.
My best friend Helen made me Panamanian-style hot sauce in a tiny jar!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My best friend Helen made me Panamanian-style hot sauce in a tiny jar!!!!
I was at the Philly show last year and it was a blast. This year I’m a week off (going next week) and I’m so bummed to miss this. Miller theater is a great venue!!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I was at the Philly show last year and it was a blast. This year I’m a week off (going next week) and I’m so bummed to miss this. Miller theater is a great venue!!!
Oh it’s a real one
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Oh it’s a real one
Putting the “dirty” in dirty martinis.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Putting the “dirty” in dirty martinis.
A nice surprise.
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A nice surprise.
Reposted by Christina Uticone
If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
$1M dollars could pay off a lot of school meal debt but okay, Dan.
"The Lord put it on my heart to make a meaningful contribution..."
Dan Patrick drops $1M to expand Turning Point USA across Texas schools
"The Lord put it on my heart to make a meaningful contribution..."
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
$1M dollars could pay off a lot of school meal debt but okay, Dan.
Nap time is over, lady.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nap time is over, lady.
My pal is supposed to fly in from Fairbanks, Alaska today for a hot 72 hour weekend. This is bad news.
Inbound aircraft to George Bush Intercontinental Houston #Airport (#IAH) are currently being delayed at their origin #airport due to staffing constraints. Delays are currently averaging 46 minutes and are up to 1 hour and 50 minutes. #AirportStatusBot
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My pal is supposed to fly in from Fairbanks, Alaska today for a hot 72 hour weekend. This is bad news.
I've been going to PT for the pinched nerve in my cervical spine and even though every exercise is like "move your arm one inch back and forth ten times" I'm sore AF.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've been going to PT for the pinched nerve in my cervical spine and even though every exercise is like "move your arm one inch back and forth ten times" I'm sore AF.