Let me write the neopets TTRPG: it’s a cutthroat resource management game, like Catan but pastel. You will kill a man for a paintbrush. You will change guild alliance for a negg. The fairies are always watching. We leave the table as enemies.

Let me write the neopets TTRPG: you play as 12-year-olds in the year 2000. You alternate between pretending to be 16 in chat rooms because you are desperate to be older & pretending to be 10 on neopets because you are not ready to leave childhood. You collect paintbrushes and lies.

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.

Damn, that's too bad.

what happened? I know nothing about samurai jack.

playing overwatch for the first time in 5 years and immediately getting one-shotted by pharah

researchers have not yet uncovered the mechanism of action for this, but when asked for comment, stated: "I mean, it's, like, all of them, so it's causal, right"

Jo Jo Part 7 here we go