Snitchanon
@snitchanon.bsky.social
Kicked out of the cycle of reincarnation for shoving.
Ever since I was a small child, I knew I was destined to be a mummy dug up from a peat bog by a confused archaeologist.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ever since I was a small child, I knew I was destined to be a mummy dug up from a peat bog by a confused archaeologist.
Once you've got enough of the basics of aura farming down, you can get into the secondary techniques, like aura crop rotation and aura nitrogen fixation.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Once you've got enough of the basics of aura farming down, you can get into the secondary techniques, like aura crop rotation and aura nitrogen fixation.
Birdknob and blokehole and whiskers on kittens/
Boydyke and girlfag and warm woollen mittens/
Shibari'd twinks and such tied up with strings/
These are a few of my favourite things~
Boydyke and girlfag and warm woollen mittens/
Shibari'd twinks and such tied up with strings/
These are a few of my favourite things~
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Birdknob and blokehole and whiskers on kittens/
Boydyke and girlfag and warm woollen mittens/
Shibari'd twinks and such tied up with strings/
These are a few of my favourite things~
Boydyke and girlfag and warm woollen mittens/
Shibari'd twinks and such tied up with strings/
These are a few of my favourite things~
Oh wait, this is *diet* slutweed. You just acted like that because of the placebo effect.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh wait, this is *diet* slutweed. You just acted like that because of the placebo effect.
My forcefem basement victims have unionised.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My forcefem basement victims have unionised.
"So," I ask the latest AI clone of one of my male friends, "how do you feel about the dress?"
"Kinda breezy," he says. "Can I put some trousers on?"
Clenching my teeth, I follow up. "What about... the cat ears? The stripey socks?"
"Kinda breezy," he says. "Can I put some trousers on?"
Clenching my teeth, I follow up. "What about... the cat ears? The stripey socks?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"So," I ask the latest AI clone of one of my male friends, "how do you feel about the dress?"
"Kinda breezy," he says. "Can I put some trousers on?"
Clenching my teeth, I follow up. "What about... the cat ears? The stripey socks?"
"Kinda breezy," he says. "Can I put some trousers on?"
Clenching my teeth, I follow up. "What about... the cat ears? The stripey socks?"
You don't understand. I can post a banger *whenever I want*.
I'm only not posting a banger right now because I *choose to hold back*.
I'm only not posting a banger right now because I *choose to hold back*.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You don't understand. I can post a banger *whenever I want*.
I'm only not posting a banger right now because I *choose to hold back*.
I'm only not posting a banger right now because I *choose to hold back*.
99% OF BINARISTIC THINKERS QUIT COMING UP WITH BOXES TO SORT PEOPLE INTO JUST BEFORE ESCAPING THIS FALLEN WORLD AND ASCENDING INTO THE PLATONIC WORLD OF FORMS.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
99% OF BINARISTIC THINKERS QUIT COMING UP WITH BOXES TO SORT PEOPLE INTO JUST BEFORE ESCAPING THIS FALLEN WORLD AND ASCENDING INTO THE PLATONIC WORLD OF FORMS.
"Just attribute anything to an old dead guy, no-one will ever check since no-one's read the book"
-Karl Marx
-Karl Marx
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Just attribute anything to an old dead guy, no-one will ever check since no-one's read the book"
-Karl Marx
-Karl Marx
Deep in my mad science lab coming up with a term to annoy everyone, I present you:
TMÆ
TMÆ
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Deep in my mad science lab coming up with a term to annoy everyone, I present you:
TMÆ
TMÆ
"Never distract your enemy when he's jerking your ween"
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Never distract your enemy when he's jerking your ween"
-Sun Tzu
-Sun Tzu
If You Build It, They Will Cum: Why the Circlejerk over Superhuman AI is Honestly Quite Onanistic.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If You Build It, They Will Cum: Why the Circlejerk over Superhuman AI is Honestly Quite Onanistic.
It's an oft-repeated topic, here at Snitch Industries, but people are very very stupid and annoying about the Evils of the Machine.
I wish they weren't.
I wish they weren't.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's an oft-repeated topic, here at Snitch Industries, but people are very very stupid and annoying about the Evils of the Machine.
I wish they weren't.
I wish they weren't.
Evil warlock tried to blight my crops but given that I neither farm nor own a farm, only managed to slightly wilt the spider plant I keep on my windowsill.
October 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Evil warlock tried to blight my crops but given that I neither farm nor own a farm, only managed to slightly wilt the spider plant I keep on my windowsill.
"So when you're docking with another vessel, the seals need to 'mate'. Yes, I understand it's a funny word. So, to make sure you're getting the best 'mating press'-"
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"So when you're docking with another vessel, the seals need to 'mate'. Yes, I understand it's a funny word. So, to make sure you're getting the best 'mating press'-"
Been labelled an enema of the state.
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Been labelled an enema of the state.
So I invented the torment nexus but it turns out that one person's hell is another's heaven because this is pretty great. Idyllic, even. They should call it the bliss nexus. Oh, there was a novel about that, too? How'd it go?
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So I invented the torment nexus but it turns out that one person's hell is another's heaven because this is pretty great. Idyllic, even. They should call it the bliss nexus. Oh, there was a novel about that, too? How'd it go?
There's been an intensely boring accident at the ennui factory, I'm not sure I have the will to go on.
October 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There's been an intensely boring accident at the ennui factory, I'm not sure I have the will to go on.
She memento on my mori till I die.
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
She memento on my mori till I die.
My evil genetic experimentation has created a population of parrots that understand YTPs.
They're out there demanding a crackalackadakalacker with extra freerf.
They're out there demanding a crackalackadakalacker with extra freerf.
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My evil genetic experimentation has created a population of parrots that understand YTPs.
They're out there demanding a crackalackadakalacker with extra freerf.
They're out there demanding a crackalackadakalacker with extra freerf.
Oh, and here's are the testicular brothers, here to tell us where pee is stored!
October 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Oh, and here's are the testicular brothers, here to tell us where pee is stored!
No forcefem, we die like men.
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No forcefem, we die like men.
Sorry, someone was spreading stupid and fearmongering misconceptions about AI again, so I've gotta break the fingers of another three beautiful #humanartists.
It's for the greater good!
It's for the greater good!
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry, someone was spreading stupid and fearmongering misconceptions about AI again, so I've gotta break the fingers of another three beautiful #humanartists.
It's for the greater good!
It's for the greater good!
What's my sign? Sorry, I don't believe in Homestuck.
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What's my sign? Sorry, I don't believe in Homestuck.
Given Heraclitus's philosophy of the world in an endless state of becoming, but never of being, that "a man cannot step in the same river twice", I propose that all stories, and in fact all narratives of any kind, are actually a form of isekai. Furthermore-
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Given Heraclitus's philosophy of the world in an endless state of becoming, but never of being, that "a man cannot step in the same river twice", I propose that all stories, and in fact all narratives of any kind, are actually a form of isekai. Furthermore-