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Super Nintendo Chalmers
@snchalmers.bsky.social
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again.

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I have a solution for this James Bond issue:
Oscar Isaac palpatine meme; SOMEHOW, JAMES BOND RETURNED
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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“Miracle Mile shopping center”
Archie Hicox blows his cover
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Groucho Marx with a speech bubble
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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AOC doing finger purse hand gesture and crying
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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These three
Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein from SNL
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Many are saying:
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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WE CAN'T BUST HEADS LIKE WE USED TO. BUT WE HAVE OUR WAYS. ONE TRICK IS TO TELL STORIES THAT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. LIKE THE TIME I CAUGHT THE FERRY TO SHELBYVILLE. I NEEDED A NEW HEEL FOR MY SHOE. SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MORGANVILLE WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED SHELBYVILLE IN THOSE DAYS.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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SHE JUST DIED? WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME. SHE LED AN AMAZING LIFE. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? SHE WAS AN AMAZING WOMAN. WHETHER YOU AGREED OR NOT, SHE WAS AN AMAZING WOMAN WHO LED AN AMAZING LIFE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE!
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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DON'T YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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WHISKEY FOR MY MEN BEER FOR MY HORSES
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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JAIL FOR MOTHER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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DUST FOR MY WETS
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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He knows he’s going to be dragged away like Tony Goldwyn in Ghost
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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lol at Jon Heyman torching ricketts.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Tim Robinson on ITYSL: “That's your voice? I've never talked to him. His voice is wildly high.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“I frew up”
Trump standing at his desk looking like a dipshit
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Fucking dead
Inflatable gingerbread man decoration doing the Burt Reynolds playgirl pose
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The inciting event for this movie is Cossacks attacking a Jewish village during Hanukkah
In 1885 Shostka, Russia, the Mousekewitzes are a Russian-Jewish family of mice who live with a human family named Moskowitz. While celebrating Hanukkah, Papa gives his hat to his son, Fievel, and tells him about the United States, a country in which he believes there are no cats. The celebration is interrupted when a battery of Cossacks ride through the village square in an anti-Semitic arson attack and their cats attack the village mice. The Moskowitz home, along with that of the Mousekewitzes, is destroyed, while Fievel narrowly escapes from the cats. They flee the village in search of a better life.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Photo of Dave Portnoy on his tippy toes Photo of Dave Portnoy on his tippy toes Photo of Dave Portnoy on his tippy toes Photo of Dave Portnoy on his tippy toes
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Good to see he’s evolved
speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country? Following the outbreak of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Rocker began voicing a number of Ukrainophobic statements. 22][23] In February 2025 he celebrated the US halting the restoration of Ukraine's energy grid following Russian airstrikes. (241|251 In March he said "We were trained to believe that China and Russia are the mortal enemies - EUROPE AND UKRAINE ARE THE REAL MORTAL ENEMIES. "
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I got news for you, buddy
NYPD will be replaced with religious police.
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Dipshit protestor at subway during Covid lockdowns with a bazooka
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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You smell that? Do you smell that? Onions and mustard, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
Robert Duvall as Kilgore in Apocalypse Now
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM