darcy lewis.
@snarkywaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
💬: ehhh. i get bored at work easily.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
💬: ehhh. i get bored at work easily.
[beep! incoming notification. you have a new match, darcy. oh? let’s see.
……huh.]
💬: wasn’t expecting to see one of my customers on here.
……huh.]
💬: wasn’t expecting to see one of my customers on here.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
[beep! incoming notification. you have a new match, darcy. oh? let’s see.
……huh.]
💬: wasn’t expecting to see one of my customers on here.
……huh.]
💬: wasn’t expecting to see one of my customers on here.
[she’ll be right back.]
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
[she’ll be right back.]
[what kind and how many?]
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
[what kind and how many?]
[slowly writing that down on her pad. anything else?]
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[slowly writing that down on her pad. anything else?]
[confused waitress is confused.]
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
[confused waitress is confused.]
[staring back.
what exactly is she looking at?]
what exactly is she looking at?]
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
[staring back.
what exactly is she looking at?]
what exactly is she looking at?]
your order will be out in a bit, gotta take of these doofuses back in the kitchen.
[and she walks off after stuffing her order pad in her back pocket.]
[and she walks off after stuffing her order pad in her back pocket.]
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
your order will be out in a bit, gotta take of these doofuses back in the kitchen.
[and she walks off after stuffing her order pad in her back pocket.]
[and she walks off after stuffing her order pad in her back pocket.]
alright. anything else or is that it?
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
alright. anything else or is that it?
any specific flavor or you just want a random one?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
any specific flavor or you just want a random one?
[writing it down on her pad.]
anything else?
anything else?
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
[writing it down on her pad.]
anything else?
anything else?
unless our cooks lost the pigs we use to make the bacon with, i believe we do.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
unless our cooks lost the pigs we use to make the bacon with, i believe we do.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
girls do be like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
girls do be like that.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
@redroom-legend.bsky.social
[blink blink. blink blink.
a short blonde? a *cute* short blonde?
right swipe.]
[blink blink. blink blink.
a short blonde? a *cute* short blonde?
right swipe.]
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@redroom-legend.bsky.social
[blink blink. blink blink.
a short blonde? a *cute* short blonde?
right swipe.]
[blink blink. blink blink.
a short blonde? a *cute* short blonde?
right swipe.]