Snarky🦉Twin
@snarkytwin.bsky.social
94.8 proof. Suggest you ignore. She/her.
Prefers dogs to people
📍Detroit-ish
Prefers dogs to people
📍Detroit-ish
Someone had to have paid him to give a shit about this, right?
🚨🚨🚨 President Trump threatens to block Gordie Howe International Bridge from opening over the Detroit River
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p...
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p...
President Trump threatens to block Gordie Howe International Bridge from opening
The Republican president issued a statement Monday about the $5.7 billion bridge project spanning the Detroit River on his Truth Social platform.
www.detroitnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Someone had to have paid him to give a shit about this, right?
Oh hey the Mr got his tattoo coverup done so now we match again
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh hey the Mr got his tattoo coverup done so now we match again
Why the fuck did I choose to make mac and cheese for dinner tonight when it involves folding in the cheese?
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January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Why the fuck did I choose to make mac and cheese for dinner tonight when it involves folding in the cheese?
Now these fascist fucks are making me defend the 2nd amendment?
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Now these fascist fucks are making me defend the 2nd amendment?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy
It’s been many books since I read it but watching People We Meet on Vacation made me want to read it again and watch it again. The vibes were perfection
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
It’s been many books since I read it but watching People We Meet on Vacation made me want to read it again and watch it again. The vibes were perfection
Really truly literally completely hating everyone who voted for all this
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Really truly literally completely hating everyone who voted for all this
Happy New Year!
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January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Happy New Year!
Of course there are fireworks going off at 10:53pm
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January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Of course there are fireworks going off at 10:53pm
So I’ve somehow read 201 books this year? I never thought I’d be a person who reads more than like 50 books in a year but here we are
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December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So I’ve somehow read 201 books this year? I never thought I’d be a person who reads more than like 50 books in a year but here we are
This year is the first year in forever that I have between Christmas and new years off and I thought Sunday was yesterday?
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This year is the first year in forever that I have between Christmas and new years off and I thought Sunday was yesterday?
I’ve had so many cookies but I would kill for a pie right now
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’ve had so many cookies but I would kill for a pie right now
Merry Christmas from Zola and her pig ear
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Merry Christmas from Zola and her pig ear
The baking is finally done so now we can snuggle and watch A Muppet Christmas Carol
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The baking is finally done so now we can snuggle and watch A Muppet Christmas Carol
This is the weekend Trader Joe’s decides to move everything around? Cool cool cool cool cool
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the weekend Trader Joe’s decides to move everything around? Cool cool cool cool cool
We successfully hosted Thanksmas! I didn’t say anything snarky to my mother-in-law’s face, actually I barely said anything to her at all. The pups were excellent hosts, happily getting pets and snacks from everyone. Now the Mr is cleaning the kitchen while I get to enjoy my reward for good behavior
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We successfully hosted Thanksmas! I didn’t say anything snarky to my mother-in-law’s face, actually I barely said anything to her at all. The pups were excellent hosts, happily getting pets and snacks from everyone. Now the Mr is cleaning the kitchen while I get to enjoy my reward for good behavior
This weekend we’re hosting the Mr’s family for the annual Thanksmas thing and I really just don’t want to do any of the things
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December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This weekend we’re hosting the Mr’s family for the annual Thanksmas thing and I really just don’t want to do any of the things
@ramblinbibliophile.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’re having a lovely day!
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December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@ramblinbibliophile.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’re having a lovely day!
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Planes, Trians and Automobiles is a rom-com I will not be taking questions
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Planes, Trians and Automobiles is a rom-com I will not be taking questions
@callmechrissy.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’ve had a lovely day!
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November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@callmechrissy.bsky.social happy birthday! I hope you’ve had a lovely day!
I absolutely loved Wicked For Good! It’s all I’ve ever wanted but I’m probably just a basic theater bitch
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I absolutely loved Wicked For Good! It’s all I’ve ever wanted but I’m probably just a basic theater bitch