Have you seen those bakers sweat in that tent? That’s a sport!

What a shame. It's like you can't violate professional ethics and protect a madman bent on destroying public health and remain employed anymore. What is this, 2010?

It's a pacifier for a 79 year old diaper baby

Santa is pro DEI and hires only trans-portation

I’ll see myself out

Let us also remember only female reindeer have antlers in winter so the 9 of them identifying as male must be trans.

Katsas AND Rao? Let the occupation continue! Death to naysayers!

That would require a potus who can read. Dude wears glasses when no one is looking.

You mean the Government Accountability Just Kidding It’s Opposite Day Office? Yeah I got real high hopes there.

Someone needs to tell Paw-Paw he ain’t never getting the peace prize

Feels like the kind of stuff you say when you've already prepared layoffs and expect those remaining to do more for no additional pay