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Snarkle Sauce on Wry
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My cheap little knock-off espresso pod machine kicked the bucket. So here's my moka pot, singing the songs of its people.

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February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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It's greasy. Like a delicious oil spill.
But I wish I'd tried it sooner!

Here's my slightly eccentric review of Costco's Deli Ravioli Lasagna with Bolognese Sauce.

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A slice of ravioli lasagna on a plate.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Well, shoot. The large blue eggs I've been buying for years from Costco are suddenly "medium" size, and now a mixed pack of brown and blue. I grabbed them out of habit without reading the new label. 😬

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A package of heirloom blue eggs.
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Another clearance food item at Publix I didn't buy.

Why are they $14? 😬 Is that really a bargain?

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Real German Sausages Packed in Brine.
A grocery store shelf with rows of German sausages in jars.
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Found these unusual "butters" on the magical food clearance shelf at Publix.
Didn't buy. 🤷

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Two jars of Pumpkin Butter and Sweet Potato Butter inside a Publix grocery store.
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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This was my reward for making it through the week.
Homemade chicken tikka masala.

(No, cilantro doesn't taste like soap! Tsk.)

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A plate of rice with curry.
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I tried the new Peanut Butter Monster Cookies from Costco.

They're not bad. Hardly monstrous, anyway. Here's my slightly eccentric review: snarklesauce.com/blog/2026/01...

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A plate of peanut butter cookies.
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Folks, chocolate deprivation is unhealthy. Be smart, and bake something.

I made this chocolate ganache cake with Greek yogurt.

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A slice of chocolate ganache cake made with Greek yogurt. A chocolate Bundt cake made with Greek yogurt and topped with ganache.
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I made biscuits. Stay warm.

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January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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I liked Costco’s Cranberry Nut Bread. But I *loved* this new Cherry Fig Bread! It’s not even a contest.

It's a sourdough fermented brown bread full of big pockets of fruity joy.

If you haven’t tried it yet, you're depriving yourself. Do better.

Review: snarklesauce.com/blog/2026/01...

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A sliced loaf of cherry fig bread from Costco.
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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All my cheeses.

Sounds like a hot new TV show.

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A kitchen table with rows of different cheeses.
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Speaking of "cheese freaks," yes I bought this cheese.

Can't wait to experience the "sharp grassy notes." 🙆 Although, that sounds oddly painful.

It's "made on a small Mennonite farm owned by the Musser family." But sold at Costco. 🤷

Stay tuned.

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A hand holding a block of Prairie Breeze Cheddar cheese inside Costco.
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Shout out to Publix for making my favorite feta. It's soooo creamy! So soft and rich.

Yes, it's imported from Greece, and made from the udder juice of sheeps and goaty friends.

You need this in your life. Probably.

(No, I don't work for Publix.)

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A hand holding a block of Publix feta cheese. An open package of feta cheese. A hand holding crumbled feta cheese.
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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When you get a perfect avocado, and suddenly it seems like everything in your life is going to be ok.

Y'all can keep your Labubus. This is the real "blind box" suspense. 😹

I got 6 of these Columbian Hass Avocados from Costco for $3.99.

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A hand holding an open avocado. A package of avocados.
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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In case you're looking for that "piece of broccoli," Publix has it on sale for $2.99. 🥦

They might have the "one other thing" as well. 🤦

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January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Sumo Citrus are in season. And they seem to be everywhere. Even Costco joined the party.

If you're wondering what makes these ugly little fruits worth the sticker shock, here's my review: snarklesauce.com/blog/2025/03...

Spoilers: yes, they're worth the wallet pinch. 🙃

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Crates of Sumo Citrus inside a Costco. A hand holding a Sumo Citrus. A display of Sumo Citrus Mandarins inside a Publix grocery store.
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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I bought 9 pounds of microwave popcorn. So now you have to hear all about it. There is no escape.

Spoilers: this popcorn is not at all what I expected.

Here's my slightly eccentric review:
snarklesauce.com/blog/2026/01...

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A hand holding a box of Costco Microwave Popcorn.
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Costco has organic pecans: 1.7 pounds/ $13, compared to 2 pounds/ $13 for the regular pecans. Imported from Mexico. I bought 'em. I didn't have an amazing experience with Costco's regular pecans (link below), but these organic dudes look plumper.

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A hand holding a bag of Costco pecans.
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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I am deeply intrigued by this chocolate football. I have zero interest in sports. And yet, somehow I desire this weird thing.

Look at the details and textures. Bro is heavy, too. Life size?

25 bucks at Costco.

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A hand holding a chocolate football. Details on a chocolate football.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Costco must be betting against my New Year's Resolutions. 🫠

(Yes, I bought this. Curses.)

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A hand holding a long package of garlic bread from Costco.
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Ehh. I thought I would like this. I looove their Ginger Beer. But this? 🫤 Whyyyyyy.

At least it's only 35 calories to regret.

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A hand holding a bottle of FeverTree Sparkling Grapefruit Soda.
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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First recipe I tried from my new Joy of Cooking cookbook: Jam Cake.

(Sadly, doesn't involve any sage. Guess my lifetime sage supply will extend into the afterlife.)

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A jam cake on a plate.
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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The Costco Bakery sells freshly baked pita bread. It's both weirdly expensive, and weirdly thick. But somehow exactly the right quantity for the 2.125 pounds of hummus I bought.

Here's my slightly eccentric review:

snarklesauce.com/blog/2026/01...

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A hand holding an open pita bread.
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Abandon all resolve, ye who gaze upon the Publix cake shelf.

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A bakery shelf with rows of cakes.
January 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I gifted myself a Joy of Cooking cookbook. To go with my lifetime sage supply.

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A Joy of Cooking cookbook sitting on a kitchen table.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM