God damn

Shit really breaks my brain.

It’s like they don’t even care that you marked your territory

No this is real. Once HRT took an axe to my sex drive I couldn’t hype myself enough to dom. Might be related to struggling to find out what sex looked like post transition, getting over the expectations of always topping.

Call me bottom of the barrel the way i lower my standards for men

Total cutie

I think the key is to keep it simple… anything that would have been on the menu in 1950 is probably a safe bet. I go Iced coffee (it’s gonna taste like water but hydration?!) and a Boston cream donut, maybe MAYBE some hash browns if I’m feeling frisky

I love Dunkin’s but i understand that we could be doing better, which i think is very New England… like yeah we eat shit, what’s your problem

New England loves putting shitty things on a pedestal… local coffee chains, the weather, our elder families unhealthy marriages, soooo many whalburgs. The list goes on

Grab me some skittles

Pj, Jaylen, and Dee would be a killer 3 man line up

Very sad to report that this does NOT mean i can flash tattoo artists for free tattoos